Movieblob

[ebin namefag]

His hand emits natural repulsor fields almost as powerful as his innate female-repulsive aura.

But enough about me.

[rabidtictac]

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[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

If he fucked at any point in his life, he must have been doing it in his mom's basement (literally.) So there's an image for you.

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[rabidtictac]

Movieblob isn't pulling any woman who looks better than Jim Sterling's wife.

[Kugelfisch]

Sanic triggers Blob so aggressively because the movies remind him that he is no longer a child.

Nor a father, nor a cool uncle. The latter being a bigger sting. He'd love to go to retarded children movies with a proper excuse and regale his garbage, surface-level comic book lore to a nephew and seen as the cool uncle.

Instead kids don't care about capeshit or comic books in general. He's just stuck as the man-child he is and he fucking hates it.


And good on them for making the Sanic movies for kids. That edgefag shit from the 90s needs to be entirely gone. It doesn't fit the time.
Shadow doesn't need a gun. His design is cool enough for a young boy. All that Sanic Adventure autism needs to be excommunicated!
Ideally, a Sonic movie today is for kids that's utterly harmless and gets a mild chuckle out of a parent watching along.
Fat 30-40 somethings have no business watching those movies on their own to relive their Sanic OC fever dreams of their autistic youth. I hope they hate every second of it!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Shadow doesn't need a gun.

Nonsense. He should go full Dante from the Devil May Cry series.

[CuckTurdginson]

Sanic triggers Blob so aggressively because the movies remind him that he is no longer a child.

And good on them for making the Sanic movies for kids. That edgefag shit from the 90s needs to be entirely gone. It doesn't fit the time.
Shadow doesn't need a gun. His design is cool enough for a young boy. All that Sanic Adventure autism needs to be excommunicated!
Ideally, a Sonic movie today is for kids that's utterly harmless and gets a mild chuckle out of a parent watching along.
Fat 30-40 somethings have no business watching those movies on their own to relive their Sanic OC fever dreams of their autistic youth. I hope they hate every second of it!

That's the thing, the autists *can* enjoy it, there is some utilization of the lore, just many are choosing not to.

[ebin namefag]

Movieblob isn't pulling any woman who looks better than Jim Sterling's wife.

If he didn't hate Sanic so much he could have took a lesson from Robotnig.

Nor a father, nor a cool uncle. The latter being a bigger sting. He'd love to go to retarded children movies with a proper excuse and regale his garbage, surface-level comic book lore to a nephew and seen as the cool uncle.

His brother really motherfucked him having a niece.

Shadow doesn't need a gun. His design is cool enough for a young boy. All that Sanic Adventure autism needs to be excommunicated!

I would have probably been a Sonic autist if I played Adobencha as a kid. Adobencha 2 isn't just edgy bullshit but edgy animu bullshit. It would have activated my mongbrain.

[Oengae]

Movieblob isn't pulling any woman who looks better than Jim Sterling's wife.

Considering Jim trooned out, Blob couldn't pull better than Jim.

[Lindsay's Liver]

I'm so used to DHI's nicknames for these people that when I used to search for MovieBob on Twitter, half of the time I would accidentally type in MovieBLOB and for about two seconds I would think that he deleted his account.