The (((Chosen People)))'s Shenanigans

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'm also leaning towards "Should've gotten new batteries".

[veris leta facies]

This is some Mission Impossible shit to make those pagers explode like that. So many tiny Arab dicks blown to pieces, brilliant!



Durka durka, maybe it's time to downgrade our goat-fucking communication tools.

[Le Redditeur]

I'm calling bullshit. Unless Hezbollah bought all its pagers from a bulk sale of items tampered with C4 directly from a Mossad fire sale, how the fuck do you "make" a pager EXPLODE? In theory you could tamper with voltage controls and such, but that would only make them capable of exploding while charging.

[RedLine]

Unless Hezbollah bought all its pagers from a bulk sale of items tampered with C4 directly from a Mossad fire sale,

It sounds like that is exactly what they did.

[RAPEMAN]

So apparently Israel is going full cyberpunk, killing and maiming Hezbollah members by causing their pagers to explode.

Why would Iran's ambassador to Lebanon have one of those pagers?

That is bullshit. Bullshit only an uneducated goat fucker could imagine.

Unless Hezbollah bought all its pagers from a bulk sale of items tampered with C4 directly from a Mossad fire sale,

It sounds like that is exactly what they did.

Jews tampering iPhones would have been smarter.

[RAPEMAN]

So apparently Israel is going full cyberpunk, killing and maiming Hezbollah members by causing their pagers to explode.

Why would Iran's ambassador to Lebanon have one of those pagers?

That is bullshit. Bullshit only an uneducated goat fucker could imagine.

Unless Hezbollah bought all its pagers from a bulk sale of items tampered with C4 directly from a Mossad fire sale,

It sounds like that is exactly what they did.

Jews tampering iPhones would have been smarter.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Unless Hezbollah bought all its pagers from a bulk sale of items tampered with C4 directly from a Mossad fire sale,

It sounds like that is exactly what they did.

If this legit happened not even the most excellent Risitas clips could express my Schadenfreude.

[RAPEMAN]

The Jews selling Hezbollah explosive pagers would be YHWH levels of Jewery.

[Le Redditeur]

Unless Hezbollah bought all its pagers from a bulk sale of items tampered with C4 directly from a Mossad fire sale,

It sounds like that is exactly what they did.

For fuck sake. You can't write this shit on a comedy skit without people rolling their eyes in disbelief of the premise. Dumb goat fuckers.

The Jews selling Hezbollah explosive pagers would be YHWH levels of Jewery.

"Ahmed, get me the credit card, I found a nice deal on Motorola pagers from Goldberg Electronics!"

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

causing their pagers to explode.