EU Megathread: The EU Strikes Back In the Great Meme War

[ebin namefag]

My opening ceremony would have been a nonstop pornographic flash animation featuring totally spies and wakfu characters. It would bleed into the actual Olympics. The Olympics would never start. Stop watching sports.

[rabidtictac]

I would watch Dakar if the damn eurofags made it possible to do so.

[Le Redditeur]

Also the person behind it all was a gay man called (((Thomas Jolly)))

Well, would you look at that. Who could imagine such a thing.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

My opening ceremony would have been a nonstop pornographic flash animation featuring totally spies and wakfu characters. It would bleed into the actual Olympics. The Olympics would never start. Stop watching sports.

My opening ceremony would have been all the outtakes from Orson Welles' wine commercial, combined with that clip where Benzaei is dancing half-naked.

[Kugelfisch]

The only cool Olympic games took place in 1936.
>a kike
Naturally. I fully expected as much.

[RedLine]

France being weird and gay is as surprising as Tuesday coming after Monday.

[Kugelfisch]

France being weird and gay is as surprising as Tuesday coming after Monday.

And yet it took a Jewish faggot to pull that shit off. They had to make sure to get that authentic Moloch worshiper vibe.

[Complicity]

The usual suspects are claiming it wasn't a parody of The Last Supper, but of The feast of the Gods.
You know, the painting in which no one is sitting in front of a table.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I can scarcely tell the difference.

[RAPEMAN]