Diversity & Comics - I need picz in mah bookz

[Kugelfisch]

Fuck off, and fuck Finn McKenty for helping accelerate this shit. That piece of subhuman filth needs to be run off the internet worse than any groomer ever did.

Any other groomer you mean.
It's more important than ever to gatekeep Metal by calling anyone "core" a faggot and giving Pantera fans swirlies while wearing Absurd and Arghoslent shirts.

[Pope Corky III]

Fuck off, and fuck Finn McKenty for helping accelerate this shit. That piece of subhuman filth needs to be run off the internet worse than any groomer ever did.

Any other groomer you mean.
It's more important than ever to gatekeep Metal by calling anyone "core" a faggot and giving Pantera fans swirlies while wearing Sabaton and Helloween shirts.

This because it's funnier. Pantera fans fancy themselves tough guys and there's no more humiliating thing than such fans getting swirlies with less "manly band" shirts.

I do still think Cowboys From Hell slaps tho.

[Kugelfisch]

This because it's funnier. Pantera fans fancy themselves tough guys and there's no more humiliating thing than such fans getting swirlies with less "manly band" shirts.

I do still think Cowboys From Hell slaps tho.

>sabaton & helloween
Okay, that's funny. But then why not go one further and just go with Five Finger Death Punch and Imagine Dragons? The former is exactly as douchebag butt rock and the latter exactly as gay.
Golden Retreiver puppies and Styrofoam are tougher than Glamtera.



Seven years and four full fucking albums of Glam Rock! At least Celtic Frost did the hard shit upfront before trying to sell out. Glamtera were just straight up faggots for four LPs and then went 70IQ Skatt Bros with the only thing more gay than Poison in what must've been the inspiration to Brokeback Mountain.

Walk your sorry ass home to your boyfriend, faggot!

[ebin namefag]

Imagine Dragons

Imagine Drag queens
Imagine Babiez

Golden Retreiver puppies and Styrofoam are tougher than Glamtera.

And safer to eat.

[Pope Corky III]

This because it's funnier. Pantera fans fancy themselves tough guys and there's no more humiliating thing than such fans getting swirlies with less "manly band" shirts.

I do still think Cowboys From Hell slaps tho.

>sabaton & helloween
Okay, that's funny. But then why not go one further and just go with Five Finger Death Punch and Imagine Dragons? The former is exactly as douchebag butt rock and the latter exactly as gay.
Golden Retreiver puppies and Styrofoam are tougher than Glamtera.



Seven years and four full fucking albums of Glam Rock! At least Celtic Frost did the hard shit upfront before trying to sell out. Glamtera were just straight up faggots for four LPs and then went 70IQ Skatt Bros with the only thing more gay than Poison in what must've been the inspiration to Brokeback Mountain.

Walk your sorry ass home to your boyfriend, faggot!

Cos Sabaton and Helloween are good bands. At least better than Frat Fruity Donkey dick and IUD. Also Pantera fans these days think FFDP are as tough as them so they "get a pass."

The fourth album Power Metal is actually just that. Power metal. You wouldn't know it from the terrible album cover though. Supposedly Phil was what made them change direction, and maybe he did but he sure took his sweet time doing it. Just like he took his sweet time waiting for Vinnie to die so he could take the Pantera name for himself.

But you know, the worst thing about the glam years wasn't that they did them, but that Pantera were such bitches about hiding it just to impress some high school teenagers who probably weren't going to like them anyway. While you couldn't look it up like you could now (no band will ever be able to get away with hiding a past like that ever again), it wasn't impossible to discover. Even now Phil likes to act that it never happened.

[ebin namefag]

How does sabaton compare to sabayon.

[Complicity]

But you know, the worst thing about the glam years wasn't that they did them, but that Pantera were such bitches about hiding it just to impress some high school teenagers who probably weren't going to like them anyway. While you couldn't look it up like you could now (no band will ever be able to get away with hiding a past like that ever again), it wasn't impossible to discover. Even now Phil likes to act that it never happened.

Reminds me of someone else:



Al should be ashamed of that shitty pro-antifag album he released in recent years rather than of With Sympathy.

[ebin namefag]

Music is tiresome.

[Poonoo]

Fuck off, and fuck Finn McKenty for helping accelerate this shit. That piece of subhuman filth needs to be run off the internet worse than any groomer ever did.

The weird thing is that he straight says he doesn't like Nu Metal, my issue with his is more so with the "-Core" genres of metal that he defends way too hard. When he said that the emo thing in the 2000s "made it okay to talk about mental health" I knew he was full of it, that was cringey teen angst with faggots whining about their girlfriend dumping them and everyone knew it. A lot of the people writing that shit were well into their 20s pandering to people half their age.

He mentions "gatekeeping" being a bad thing all the time and while sometimes online it gets obnoxious since faggots are just being contrarians to impress random assholes online by thinking cynicism = intelligence. I stopped talking about metal online in 2006 since I saw so many people go from "only Metallica's 80s stuff is good" to "Metallica were never good, and Show No Mercy is better than Reign in Blood" in the space of a year because Kerrang magazine introduced the emos to Puppets and RiB. And it's only gotten worse.

But Finn always goes too far the other way and wants no gatekeeping at all. He acts like outsider communities like nerds, punks and metalheads are just being weird but as someone who has been apart of Active Support (not quite Ultras) for Football (Soccer) for Sydney FC there is just as much gatekeeping there. And they are mostly normies, but no one likes it when some blow-in asshole who only goes to big games goes to the active area and doesn't chant. It ruins the vibe to have tourist faggots diluting the energy and making it quiet, in one case there were some pricks from Leeds who kept shitchanting and people starting fighting them after a few warnings. But it's usually some cunt taking selfies for Instagram.

He clearly wants younger people to like him, he's the real life version of the "how do you do fellow kids" meme. He's way too old to be into the "-Core" genres of metal or anything else, yeah you can look at people getting way too angry at Nu Metal and Metalcore in the 2000s as a silly thing 18 year old's do but straight up praising everything the way he does rather than just apathy is a bit odd.

[Kugelfisch]

Getting real tired of "Punk Rock" guys that don't even like first wave Punk or Grindcore talking about Metal.

Cos Sabaton and Helloween are good bands. At least better than Frat Fruity Donkey dick and IUD. Also Pantera fans these days think FFDP are as tough as them so they "get a pass."

You're right. Fagtera and Five Flavour Fruit Punch have essentially the same crowd.

The fourth album Power Metal is actually just that. Power metal. You wouldn't know it from the terrible album cover though.

Ah, so they took one step back and then a Great Leap Forward on the gayness scale.
What's heavier than Pantera? Their boyfriend's balls on their chins when they 69 each other.