Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[MegaNigger]

"I was 30 seconds from pressing the stream button but some glow in the dark black man is using clippers to trim some bushes two houses down. I can't stream with all this noise."

"Guys, my mag lite has no batteries and there's this strange glow coming from under April's door, I also think I hear a wet slapping noise in a rhythm followed by jangling chains/metal. I'm literally shaking."

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

"I was juuust about to become Good Spoony again, but thoise noises have kicked me back into the blagole..."

[Charlar]

I'm almost impressed. He's finding new and creative BS excuses not to stream now.

What I love most is, his sycophants try to support him, but he takes it as an attack on his story and is an ass to them...

A better question is who mows their lawn at 7:35 AM??? The time Spoony wrote that dumbass tweet.

What does he mean by "People with grass IN them"?

[Stranger]

I'm almost impressed. He's finding new and creative BS excuses not to stream now.

What I love most is, his sycophants try to support him, but he takes it as an attack on his story and is an ass to them...

A better question is who mows their lawn at 7:35 AM??? The time Spoony wrote that dumbass tweet.

What does he mean by "People with grass IN them"?

People who have grass in their lawns. He just phrased it weirdly.

[Guest]

I'm almost impressed. He's finding new and creative BS excuses not to stream now.

What I love most is, his sycophants try to support him, but he takes it as an attack on his story and is an ass to them...

A better question is who mows their lawn at 7:35 AM??? The time Spoony wrote that dumbass tweet.

What does he mean by "People with grass IN them"?

You're expecting a guy that probably goes outside his house twice a year... no make that thrice he took a picture of that tree.... to know anything about lawns?

[Guest]

People who have grass in their lawns. He just phrased it weirdly.

If I busted a nut ON a girls face does that mean that I nutted IN her? Even though the sperm is clearly ON top of her face.

It should be "Grass on them" but Spoony is always to drunk/high on meth-amphetamines to think/type logically.

[Stranger]

People who have grass in their lawns. He just phrased it weirdly.

If I busted a nut ON a girls face does that mean that I nutted IN her? Even though the sperm is clearly ON top of her face.

It should be "Grass on them" but Spoony is always to drunk/high on meth-amphetamines to think/type logically.

I mean, does it even matter? We're not talking about a human being where sperm on or in them actually matters. We're talking about a patch of dirt with grass growing out of it that people cut with tools. Weird phrasing or not we all know what he meant.

[oldbones]

We've seen his neighborhood. No one there has a lawn that would take more than 30 minutes to mow especially if they had a riding mower. Another lame excuse/lie. I think the biggest revelation is that he still has a car. That thing must have 4 flat tires and a dead battery.

[MegaNigger]

We've seen his neighborhood. No one there has a lawn that would take more than 30 minutes to mow especially if they had a riding mower. Another lame excuse/lie. I think the biggest revelation is that he still has a car. That thing must have 4 flat tires and a dead battery.

It's probably a 2015 Toyota that has massive interest and is mint condition actually.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Also rust. Rust everywhere.