Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Twitter must show local time on tweets.

Says 10:35 for me.

You have to click the tweet and it shows the actual time this lying Mofo said it.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

Nigga...

where the fuck you think I saw 10:35?

[Guest]

On my it says

"Noah Antwiler‏
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I get two seconds away from starting the livestream when the neighbors fire up a riding mower with a bigger motor than my fucking car.
7:35 AM - 6 Nov 2017"

So if he wrote that shit and 7:35am is my local time than he must be referring to someone mowing their lawn at 4:35Am

[pibbs]

I'm in his time zone and it says 9:35am for me.

[Guest]

Have we uncovered proof of parallel dimensions?

Could the Spoony we read twitter messages from be one in another dimension where he's even lazier than he is in our existing time plane?

[Boogie's Panniculus]

We uncovered proof that guest posting was a mistake.

[MegaNigger]

We uncovered yet more proof that guest posting was a mistake.

FTFY

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Spoony has been shitposting on twitter so much that the fabric of space-time has started to unravel.

[MegaNigger]

So what Spoony is telling us is that all anyone has to do in order to keep him from streaming ever again, is to do light yard work in his vicinity?

I should be a gardener in Illinois this spring/summer....

[Stranger]

"I was 30 seconds from pressing the stream button but some glow in the dark black man is using clippers to trim some bushes two houses down. I can't stream with all this noise."