Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[rabidtictac]

And about 4 replies per post. 80% cuckson ( or cuckson stand-in)

Spoony responds to his own tweets a lot. So he can have a running narrative. That's what I'd assume is that statistic.

Almost certainly. The majority of his posts are responses to his other posts.

[wildmage]

And about 4 replies per post. 80% cuckson ( or cuckson stand-in)

Spoony responds to his own tweets a lot. So he can have a running narrative. That's what I'd assume is that statistic.

There was a Buffy the vampire slayer forum that was mentioned in a Cracked article from way back (before the poz) where a user racked over 70K posts....with herself. She literally argued with herself for god knows how many years. Spoony is not so far gone.

(here's a recap from ED, for anyone interested in the story: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/The_Bloody_Board )

[CuckTurdginson]

Now we watch his tweeter bleed out...or he gets the phone taken away.

[wildmage]

Now we watch his tweeter bleed out...or he gets the phone taken away.

By whom? His brother? April doesn't give a shit and unless his phone is worth at least 600 USD then the repoman won't give him the time of day.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

And about 4 replies per post. 80% cuckson ( or cuckson stand-in)

Spoony responds to his own tweets a lot. So he can have a running narrative. That's what I'd assume is that statistic.

There was a Buffy the vampire slayer forum that was mentioned in a Cracked article from way back (before the poz) where a user racked over 70K posts....with herself. She literally argued with herself for god knows how many years. Spoony is not so far gone.

(here's a recap from ED, for anyone interested in the story: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/The_Bloody_Board )

Anyone knows if she later pulled a Randy Stairs? Seems to be a shared kind of insanity going on.

[wildmage]

He was a mentally ill tranny (as if there was another kind) with shit parents and a broadband connection. If there were no internet around he would be turning tricks for crack rocks but he decided to go shooting up his local mall.

Can't really say that it was the illuminati spiking our wells with flourine.

[pibbs]

Isn't this cute?
Apparently, they communicate by tweeting. April can't bring her self to go down in the basement to see him- the stench and all...
And he's too atrophied to climb stairs.

[Don Pablo Diego]

and naive people wonder about how strong Spoony's relationship is with April? How much of a relationship can you have with someone when you spend every 6 minutes of your life rambling on the internet?

[Kugelfisch]

Spoony needs to be put into one of those traps from the stupid Saw movies already.

Now I'm imagining the dozens of traps we didn't get to see because Jigsaw was exactly right with those guys not appreciating life and just resigning right away.
You think he would play the game? To live on? He doesn't have the power to end himself but he sure knows how to do nothing about bettering his situation.
Jigsaw: Let's play a game, Noah. You once were a-
Noah: Don't. Tell me. How to play!
Jigsaw: Shit, another one of those.

He HAS to be trolling right? No one can be this non self aware of their own irony.
Must be the lithium and cheap liquor then.

At this point, does Spoony even qualify as a sapient life form?

[Guest]

and naive people wonder about how strong Spoony's relationship is with April? How much of a relationship can you have with someone when you spend every 6 minutes of your life rambling on the internet?

How much has he actually acknowledged her existence? There's only room in his heart for Trump hate. And possibly contempt for Cuckson, but he keeps quiet about that because he can't afford for his Patreon to drop another hundred dollars. He funnels that into not playing Tekken 7.