The Critical Drinker

[Oengae]

I wonder if these guys like Mauler and Critical Drunkard are aware of the possibility of simply not watching the goyslop anymore.

Likely, but they know if they stop nobody will watch their 3-hour Google Hangout streams or clickbait videos about how Disney is in trouble and Kathleen Kennedy is going to get fired any day now.

[Le Redditeur]

I wonder if these guys like Mauler and Critical Drunkard are aware of the possibility of simply not watching the goyslop anymore.

Likely, but they know if they stop nobody will watch their 3-hour Google Hangout streams or clickbait videos about how Disney is in trouble and Kathleen Kennedy is going to get fired any day now.

Yeah, when MovieBobert of all people mocks you because you're in the theater tweeting and complaining about a musical number in The Marvels, perhaps you should realize "watching garbage" shouldn't be a valid career path.

But Nelson Muntz and Elon Musk will join forces any day now to splurge ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS and buy Jizzney just to deny Bob I get access to his office bathroom, and THEN fire Kathleen Kennedy (without severance, because she got totally pwnd by South Park once - nevermind Matt and Tray ridiculing her critics as much as herself).

[rabidtictac]

I'm tired of smug cynicism in reviews.

If I wanted to hear a smug, cynical fuck shit on a modern movie, I'd record myself talking and play it back.

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

And he's not soy.

Still worships pre-Endgame MCU like gospel & thinks Whedon's """writing""" is peak however...

[RAPEMAN]

And he's not soy.

Still worships pre-Endgame MCU like gospel & thinks Whedon's """writing""" is peak however...

Pre-Endgame MCU was hit or miss at best.

[CuckTurdginson]

I tested my stance that he always goes with the general right wing take, and was impressed that his review of Lady Ballers was middling.

Daily Wire would probably succeed if they cut down the price of their monthly fee. 5.99 or something of the like would draw people, in - I'd wager.



Dalton's way, way, way too fucking low.

[Liar Revealed]

I don't have a problem with him. YouTube seems to be his side hustle, not his full time job. He looks like a normal guy and probably has a life.

But yes, when 99% of Hollywood product is shit, it gets tiresome hearing people repeatedly point out that said shit stinks.

[CuckTurdginson]

The reviews of his books - specifically pointing out which ones are coming in from fanboys or haters from his Youtube channel - are entertaining.

https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/14289707

[Kugelfisch]

I don't want to hear anyone's opinion on current cinema trash. He is sick of the woke gimmick but one can tell he really would like to love all that goyslop again.

I guess there are far worse options. But who needs a movie reviewer when you already know it's all shit?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I have to know the precise level of shit.