NCunt: Black Cocks Only

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I wonder if she got infected when she did that cameo in a Nostalgia Critic episode, or if she was already corrupted before that.

[Dehbashi]

Probably was always a smug ass bitch because she didn't get molested as a kid due to being a jewess.

[Kugelfisch]

She's been a cunt since adolescence. She also suffers some of the most extreme TDS imaginable.

[BloodKnightDollfie]

Her Review of Jem and The Holograms was a betrayal and an outrage! Should not have recovered from that and should have been fired on the spot by Doge.

[pibbs]

With peeRod's announcement I wondered what was up with Lindsay's third book. Apparently it's on presale for release on June 4th.

I'm telling you now, I ain't reading this boing-assed shit. I couldn't finish the second one and this one is damn near 500 fucking pages long.

Apostles of Mercy (Noumena, 3)
https://www.amazon.com/Apostles-Mercy-N ... 1250274567

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Can't blame ya. That second one was aggressively anti-fun.
I mus thand it to her, though. It takes a special kind of "talent" to make a story about fucking a bug raptor from space boring af.

>Apostles of Mercy
Fucking hell with the title again. Wonder how she'll manage to titledrop that abortion this time around.

>LINDSAY ELLIS is a New York Times bestselling author [for a hot week or two], Hugo Award finalist, and video essayist
One of these is not like the other...

And is it normal for these Amazon presales to say fuckall about the actual book? All I see is praises sung for The Chick Formerly Known As NChick.

[Kugelfisch]

Yeah nah yeah, mate. Pass on that shit. The second book was so aggressively boring and didn't do well at all (couldn't pump the numbers with fake sales outside of the quarantine) that this has no hope.

I bet it's some contractual obligation and I have no interest in finding out how she tries to stick the landing with her mess of a story.

[Old Black Man]

[CuckTurdginson]

Damn OBM that’s a lot of jizz. You had to have jizzed about four pounds off, there.

[Old Black Man]

That’s what happens when you pack a magnum dong.