Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

I've really enjoyed having Trump as president. The liberal shitshow shows no signs of slowing down.

It's like listening to a toddler scream and kick on the floor, and you come back six months later and he's still there. Kind of impressive.

Fucking baffling it is. They just don't get they don't get to have their way anymore and are completely helpless about it. They only know how to throw even harder of a fit.
Again, Donald, you promised me I'd get tired of winning. I still am not.

[Just Some Random Guy]

So, the fuck what, Spoony? Exactly what about it so hard to grasp?

Where does he use the term "libtards"? He only says "SJW".

[Stranger]

Oh no! The President's son has an opinion and he chose to speak it? Let me wax dramatic about how this is, in fact, reality and how my fragile sensibilities cannot believe it!

[Kugelfisch]

Oh no! The President's son has an opinion and he chose to speak it? Let me wax dramatic about how this is, in fact, reality and how my fragile sensibilities cannot believe it!

You've got to read the subtext. I read "I ain't gonna do shit, niggers. Payday was yesterday and I tricked you dumbasses yet another month!".

[Stranger]

Oh no! The President's son has an opinion and he chose to speak it? Let me wax dramatic about how this is, in fact, reality and how my fragile sensibilities cannot believe it!

You've got to read the subtext. I read "I ain't gonna do shit, niggers. Payday was yesterday and I tricked you dumbasses yet another month!".

I actually was about to add something about him tweeting that from the comfort of his basement that he lives in on someone else's dime but I felt that it would have been a stretch to do it in the same tone I did the rest of it so I left it out.

So basically I went for an A+ but settled for a B-.

[Guest]

So, the fuck what, Spoony? Exactly what about it so hard to grasp?

As if what Spoony has been calling Trump and Trump Jr. is somehow better. Still find it hilarious that he called Trump "greasy" for not redistributing da wealth. further proof that his hatred of Trump is just redirecting his well-earned self loathing.

[Rapeculture]

I hate Spoony and everything he represents. He is the worst of Burgerland, and I want to apologize to the rest of the world for his continued existence.

[Duwango]

So, the fuck what, Spoony? Exactly what about it so hard to grasp?

Where does he use the term "libtards"? He only says "SJW".

Spoony is so used to bullshitting about everything, especially diseases. #FuckDrumpf is an olympic sport for libtards (lol), so it stands to reason Noah will just make shit up as he goes along to keep the progressive brownie points.

[Kugelfisch]

I hate Spoony and everything he represents. He is the worst of Burgerland, and I want to apologize to the rest of the world for his continued existence.

You guys elected Trump just to piss fuckers like him off. You're absolved for all sins during his term.

[MegaNigger]

I must confess, I'm far from tired of winning. There's still 3 more years of this too!

Can't wait to vote him in for a second and third term. It's gonna be like Nixon in Watchmen; "It's either Trump, or the SJW's!"