I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by CuckTurdginson » Mon Dec 11, 2023 3:43 am

"They wanna see this man cum in my butt."

Ya, the ol Bostom Kreme!
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by Le Redditeur » Mon Dec 11, 2023 6:50 am

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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by Old Black Man » Mon Dec 11, 2023 6:52 am

10bux for buttsex.
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by BloodKnightDollfie » Mon Dec 11, 2023 7:07 am

But strippers <333
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by Old Black Man » Mon Dec 11, 2023 8:39 am

BloodKnightDollfie wrote: ↑
Mon Dec 11, 2023 7:07 am
 But strippers <333
Take my virginity uwu.
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Post by RedLine » Mon Dec 11, 2023 2:58 pm

This thread has taken a great turn.
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by CuckTurdginson » Mon Dec 11, 2023 6:12 pm

Dumb bitch needs to take an actual wizard’s virginity- preferably three at once.
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by BloodKnightDollfie » Mon Dec 11, 2023 10:23 pm

T_T Imagine how based the man he will become having his dick christened by such a well experienced stripper. How can your husband be so calm?
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Dec 11, 2023 10:24 pm

She had enough wands to supply Hogwarts for a century.
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by Complicity » Mon Dec 11, 2023 11:39 pm

BloodKnightDollfie wrote: ↑
Mon Dec 11, 2023 10:23 pm
 T_T Imagine how based the man he will become having his dick christened by such a well experienced stripper.
I stand by the claim that Spoony will bite the curb the moment Miles receives a blowjob.
Maybe watching Netflix together will be enough.
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