Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Jimmy Fallon has been going downhill for quite a while.

While I generally enjoy the wholesome entertainment Rhett and Link can provide (it makes for good stuff to watch with my younger family members even if they've been reaching for new ideas for quite a while now) Jimmy has been having them on, occasionally, to do their, "Will It," series with him where they just... eat gross food. Jimmy barely even participates. Half of the crap isn't even that disgusting, either.

On their show Rhett and Link will eat brains and guts and crap whereas on Fallon's show they'll eat dog food or cat food or something. Fallon will overplay and overact (like he always does) and just make it hard to keep watching.

Still the most tolerable late night entertainer, by far, though. Dude makes every interview he does at least tolerable because he just lets the guest be themselves.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Remember ProJared, the "functional Spoony"?

Hasn't uploaded in two months and says he's not working right now due to paralysing anxiety(which only happened cause YT noticed and was like "fuck, we ain't paying for nothing")

Don't even remind me of him. It's so sad what became of him... I remember watching his first videos when he had less than 10 thousand subscribers on youtube and was still employed. But that's how he decided to made his bed, so SJW waifu, shitty friends that tought him that he can release shitty videos and still make money, let's play channel and releasing "main videos" at similar pace he used to when he still had a job and this was more of a hobby to him than anything.

Overloaded with work that we don't see... Will switch to full time streaming soon...

[Schnitzel]

Eventually everyone does become Spoony.

I had to work three weeks straight without a day off in August and September, these fags would crumble just at the thought of that.

Does youtube attract these sloths or do they become this lazy just because they got used to easy cash?

[wulfenlord]

Spoonster is really pushing it. Already over 100 Tweets this day, all of them his insightful political musings. I myself couldn't reiterate the essence of his commentary if I tried, thats not possible for mere humans. One has to experience it by oneself.

This is only interspersed by 2 comic book pages (which all seem incomprehensible, because our master is too far out to care that our small minds can't catch up with his leviathan thought processes). No sign of slowing down. Hope he doesn't strain himself.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Without a firm grasp on theoretical batshit, most of Spoony's jokes will just go over the regular reader's head.

[Rushy]

Jimmy Fallon has been going downhill for quite a while.

While I generally enjoy the wholesome entertainment Rhett and Link can provide (it makes for good stuff to watch with my younger family members even if they've been reaching for new ideas for quite a while now) Jimmy has been having them on, occasionally, to do their, "Will It," series with him where they just... eat gross food. Jimmy barely even participates. Half of the crap isn't even that disgusting, either.

On their show Rhett and Link will eat brains and guts and crap whereas on Fallon's show they'll eat dog food or cat food or something. Fallon will overplay and overact (like he always does) and just make it hard to keep watching.

Still the most tolerable late night entertainer, by far, though. Dude makes every interview he does at least tolerable because he just lets the guest be themselves.

Conan O'Brien can be hilarious unscripted, like when he's visiting some country or whatever, but his writers suck ass.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

Jimmy Fallon has been going downhill for quite a while.

lol? Fallon hasnt been funny a single minute of his life

[AngrySpoonySnob]

The only thing that really weird's me out about Trump is how that nigger is so rich and so old yet not retired. People who can and don't retire at that age creep me out.

He has been rich since the day he was born but his father wouldn't have tolerated slacking off. For you and me, getting rich and retiring might be the end game. For him it was status quo. It's actually the same reason communism can't work: You remove money as a driving factor, there's only one thing left to strive for. Power. Becoming president was Trump's end game.

rofl you are so dumb and delusional xd

[Kugelfisch]

You'll be waiting for months, his house got trully rekt and a lot of his things may be unsalvageable. A true disaster if I've seen one. Can't remember if it was because he can't into houses and picked a sit one or it was because of some other source.

He had some pipe break on the first floor while he was away so when he got home his shit was wrecked. More importantly, there's asbestos in the floors and now pretty much everywhere in the house due to the water damage. So yeah, pretty much everything is fucked.
I'd have sympathy if he hadn't become completely unwatchable and wasn't a backstabbing cunt.

[pibbs]

He sounds like a heroin or meth addict.