Clown World General

[Kugelfisch]

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explaining the jokeShow

This is a reference to that marketing campaign Mars did in Europe during the 90s when they realized it was stupid to call "Twix" "Raider" in some countries.

I liked when Mars branded it Raider for a limited time to distract raising the price. We sold several displays and nobody noticed.

[RAPEMAN]

Same thing with Datsun!

[AdorableOtter]

Dr. McCullough: 58% of Teens With Vax-Induced Myocarditis STILL Have Heart Damage a Year Later


The preprint paper he is talking about
https://www.preprints.org/manuscript/202307.1198/v1

The official narrative
Safe and effective
-> maybe not that safe but the symptom of myocarditis is mild and temporary, don't worry
-> :silent: (you get a permanent fucking heart damage) <-new!

The chance of getting heart damage from the woke shot is somewhere around 3%, which means roughly 1.5% of woke shot recipients got a permanent heart damage even if they aren't aware of it (asymptomatic heart damage is a thing).

mRNA shit is so bad, it would be funny if it wasn't sad.

[Kugelfisch]

Heart damage and blood clots are a dream combo, of course.
What is funny is that the fucking vaccine didn't even work after a few weeks and was at no point necessary or responsible for the coof to run it's course.

[rabidtictac]

Nothing worked against covid except letting it run through populations until it lost its steam.

Masks didn't work.
Vaccines didn't work.

Being a hermit worked because it works for all illnesses. You can't catch an illness if you never encounter one.

We should always remember that the government was wrong about everything. Africa bodied the shit out of Covid largely by doing nothing.

[Le Redditeur]

Being a hermit worked because it works for all illnesses. You can't catch an illness if you never encounter one.

The Spanish Flu begs to disagree. It reached populations in remote regions of Alaska and Patagonia. Covid actually behaved like a much milder version of the Spanish Flu (three waves, lasted around 18 to 24 months, then became endemic when people started developing resistance to the virus).

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The Spanish Flu struck while most of the world - especially Europe - was still reeling from World War I. A good chunk of the dead were probably already malnourished.

[RAPEMAN]

Being a hermit worked because it works for all illnesses. You can't catch an illness if you never encounter one.

The Spanish Flu begs to disagree. It reached populations in remote regions of Alaska and Patagonia. Covid actually behaved like a much milder version of the Spanish Flu (three waves, lasted around 18 to 24 months, then became endemic when people started developing resistance to the virus).

But only after twelve boosters.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

If you die from the vax, you just haven't had enough of the stuff.

[rabidtictac]

Being a hermit worked because it works for all illnesses. You can't catch an illness if you never encounter one.

The Spanish Flu begs to disagree. It reached populations in remote regions of Alaska and Patagonia. Covid actually behaved like a much milder version of the Spanish Flu (three waves, lasted around 18 to 24 months, then became endemic when people started developing resistance to the virus).

I'm still right that being a loser NEET is the best defense against disease. I bet the people in those remote regions had jobs, sex and friendships which helped spread the spanish flu.

You can run to the end of the worlds, but you can never escape being a normie.