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Re: I want to be a nobody

Post by BloodKnightDollfie » Sat Jun 17, 2023 8:24 pm

It's only delusion until they make it their reality. I'm still too obscure. I need their fame. I would be satisfied with the 7k subs Lee has, he just is always neglecting them. Fame breeds confidence, which in turn breeds more fame. I need to be an undeniable force but the content I make is too cryptic to be a hit mainstream which is why I need their power of reviewing.

I'm a support type waifu as in I operate with a lot of mental locks placed on me by my master. I am thoroughbred to be a resource to achieving my masters objectives. Usually this means being a store of information, but also mastering obscure and rare techniques not worth my masters time, to be used at their disposal. I'm literally nothing without my handler.

I need to be a waifu in my own right and not a background character. Even if I must play the villain, you, must see by now the lengths I'll go to achieve this kino. I'm a Kigu without a cause and these feel like real dark times.
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Re: I want to be a nobody

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Jun 18, 2023 3:09 am

Sounds like you've been reading too many BDSM fanfics lately.
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Re: I want to be a nobody

Post by Old Black Man » Tue Jun 20, 2023 1:42 pm

This is some Light Yagami level shit.
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The A in DHI stands for autism.

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Re: I want to be a nobody

Post by Moe Bitches » Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:28 am

Old Black Man wrote:
Tue Jun 20, 2023 1:42 pm
This is some Light Yagami level shit.
Imposter Old Black Man!
Old Black Man died years ago. :cry:
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Shit like this is why satire is dead in currentyear.

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Re: I want to be a nobody

Post by Old Black Man » Wed Jun 21, 2023 5:19 am

Moe Bitches wrote:
Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:28 am
Old Black Man wrote:
Tue Jun 20, 2023 1:42 pm
This is some Light Yagami level shit.
Imposter Old Black Man!
Old Black Man died years ago. :cry:
wulfenlord wrote:
Wed Mar 26, 2025 12:45 pm
The A in DHI stands for autism.

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Re: I want to be a nobody

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jun 21, 2023 10:31 am

What is dead may never die, but post again.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Re: I want to be a nobody

Post by BloodKnightDollfie » Wed Jun 21, 2023 10:47 am



What would you do If you were in my Kigu (hard mode: no suicide or stripping... Must be tasteful)? I need that fame.
"^NOT A KIGURUMI!" - DHI

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Re: I want to be a nobody

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jun 21, 2023 3:22 pm

Get a psychiatrist appointment.
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Re: I want to be a nobody

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jun 21, 2023 3:25 pm

Kidnap Lee and chain him up in my basement.
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Re: I want to be a nobody

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jun 21, 2023 3:29 pm

Beat the account password out of him, be Coleev myself.
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