Mathew "Film Bald" Buck
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If he wants to be a successful YouTuber he has to ask himself three questions.
1. Do you bring something new or refreshing to the table?
No, he does not. A million people are doing the same thing.
Ok, but...
2. Do you have an engaging personality or some expertise that is a tier above your peers?
No. Just his opinion. Who cares?
Well, ok, still a chance...
3. Are you nice to look at?
Don't even have to answer that.
1. Do you bring something new or refreshing to the table?
No, he does not. A million people are doing the same thing.
Ok, but...
2. Do you have an engaging personality or some expertise that is a tier above your peers?
No. Just his opinion. Who cares?
Well, ok, still a chance...
3. Are you nice to look at?
Don't even have to answer that.

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If only he could get on & make himself permanently invisible IRL. He'd finally accomplish something.
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But then he'd have to part with the one thing he is great at, being a burden on his parents.
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Yeah that and just being moping about his life in general.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2023 10:52 pmIsn't admitting and bitching about his new approach being a failure all he ever talks about anyway?pibbs wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2023 10:37 pmYeah, but who would know? His channel is practically invisible.VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2023 9:06 pmGoing back would be admitting that his new style of content creation has failed.
Plus he'd lose face after protesting against it so much.
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His personality is pure self-loathing. He should hide it.
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Oi Maffew, dunking on your faggot ass is our job, not yours!
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>I'm not putting enough of myself forward
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In not doing so, he has the moral high ground. In this way his failure as a content producer is a feature, not a bug.
If it's the former, stop whining about a lack of views.
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In a way, but his heart isn't in it. He styles himself as the eternal underdog who could easily get all the views he could ever ask for if only he abandoned his principles as a professional reviewer to indulge in vile clickbait.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2023 10:52 pmIsn't admitting and bitching about his new approach being a failure all he ever talks about anyway?
In not doing so, he has the moral high ground. In this way his failure as a content producer is a feature, not a bug.
TBF I don't think he leaves his basement very often.Gendo's Ocular Dickhole wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2023 11:34 pmIf only he could get on & make himself permanently invisible IRL. He'd finally accomplish something.
For cases like his, I can boil it down to one: Are these videos a passion project for you, or do you just want to make money?
If it's the former, stop whining about a lack of views.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Because he showed he was spineless. He should have stood up to the CTC bullies alongside Doge, it would have redeemed him but he showed his true nature as the eternal cuck he is.
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This doormat was never going to withstand the peer pressure of the harpies.
Plus, blaming Doge for a lack of success suited him just fine.
Plus, blaming Doge for a lack of success suited him just fine.
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This guy is incredibly delusional.
At least he admits he's not really charismatic.
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Matthew is one of the few INs I actually pity a little. He was groomed into the IN-Life from a very young age. He got to make those *ahem "movies" with Doge and was around several (at the time) successful reviewers. He probably thought of doing nothing else, especially when he got the CA view bump on his own videos. That could easily distort any 16-17 year old's perspective.
Though a decade later, reality and failing viewership, he should have started working towards another future. He still has time. Not a lot, but some. So, it's on him now.
Though a decade later, reality and failing viewership, he should have started working towards another future. He still has time. Not a lot, but some. So, it's on him now.

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