Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Apr 16, 2023 12:10 pm

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Rise of Skywalker is the best Star Wars movie.
I'll give you that it's the best representation of what Star Wars as a whole is. If somebody were to ask me what to watch to get an idea, it would be the perfect example.

Showing the 70s movies would be a grand misrepresentation at this point. It would be like giving someone the one good song a band has written that has made ten shit albums full of garbage and then pretending the odd song out is a good example of what music they make.
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Post by CuckTurdginson » Sun Apr 16, 2023 3:32 pm

And you say you’re not autistic. :lol: :lol:
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Post by RAPEMAN » Sun Apr 16, 2023 3:33 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun Apr 16, 2023 12:10 pm
CuckTurdginson wrote:
Sun Apr 16, 2023 3:53 am
Rise of Skywalker is the best Star Wars movie.
I'll give you that it's the best representation of what Star Wars as a whole is. If somebody were to ask me what to watch to get an idea, it would be the perfect example.

Showing the 70s movies would be a grand misrepresentation at this point. It would be like giving someone the one good song a band has written that has made ten shit albums full of garbage and then pretending the odd song out is a good example of what music they make.
So Star Wars is the Metallica of the film world.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Apr 16, 2023 3:35 pm

With less hits than Metallica.
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Post by Le Redditeur » Sun Apr 16, 2023 4:33 pm

CuckTurdginson wrote:
Sun Apr 16, 2023 3:53 am
Rise of Skywalker is the best Star Wars movie.
It's certainly not that different from the rest of the "saga", only a bit shittier for the Jar Jar Abrahams stuff.

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Post by Rapeculture » Sun Apr 16, 2023 4:41 pm

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With less hits than Metallica.
Dead on. The OG trilogy is okay space opera shit. Everything after is either mediocre or flat out trash. And to think that they intend to make another movie with Rey, oy vey!
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Apr 16, 2023 4:51 pm

It joins the illustrious ranks of franchises like Terminator, Highlander and Jaws that should've just ended ages ago.
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Post by rabidtictac » Mon Apr 17, 2023 1:25 am

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With less hits than Metallica.
Star Wars is the equivalent of a one-hit wonder.

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Post by Lindsay's Liver » Mon Apr 17, 2023 2:24 am

The music equivalent to Star Wars is the band Kiss.

Both were huge with kids in the late 1970s.
Both are partly characterized by over-the-top merchandising machines
Both have a 1978 TV special that's now considered an embarassment
Both had blockbuster reunions
Both treated their original "cast" badly when they brought them back and displeased old fans
Both feature a big, tall character with fake hair
Both are about equally relevant in 2023

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by rabidtictac » Mon Apr 17, 2023 3:43 am

Kiss has more good songs than Star Wars has good movies.
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