Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

[Le Redditeur]

Kathleen Kennedy's sole mission at Disney is to shove Rey upon the manchildren's throats.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I wonder if they'll rip off the Resident Evil movies and pull something out of their ass to depower their overpowered Mary Sue so the rest of the plot will happen.
And said plot will probably involve Rey training a Padawan who is an even bigger Jedi messiah than she is.
'Cause that Padawan's gonna be brown.

That writing is so bad it makes sonic fanfic look good by comparison. What the actual fuck.

And that's not even the worst the Mouse has to offer.

[CuckTurdginson]

In theory you could make the character work - and Steven Knights a good writer - meaning the mouse is going to interfere with him any chance they get.

[RedLine]

'Cause that Padawan's gonna be brown.

I love how in sci-fi universes full of frog aliens and slime creatures that a human with mocha skin is still a mark of oppression.

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

The next director is some muslim activist who's highly political & directed the Ms. Marvel series. Some things never change.

[Kugelfisch]

""""Muslim"""" (((activist))).
Disney's agenda is so haram that it's a miracle anyone working for them claiming to be a Muslim doesn't spontaneously burst into flames. Even outside of Allah not being real that should cause a big enough ripple in the quantum field for that to happen regardless.

[Lindsay's Liver]

A he/him wrote this:

[Osterzone]

Daisy's been bitching about not getting good roles after Star Wars, so I guess she's going to run this shit into the ground

[Kugelfisch]

One would think her inability to keep her mouth closed should at least be beneficial to getting roles, if you know what I mean.

[TheManWithNoPlan]

Daisy's been bitching about not getting good roles after Star Wars, so I guess she's going to run this shit into the ground

Cocaines an expensive habit.