Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

[Liar Revealed]

So apparently Jack Black and Lizzo appeared on the latest Mando episode. We seem to be in that Zombie Simpsons "special guest stars!!!" era of the franchise now.

Remember how pathetic the Boomers were when they claimed Elvis was still alive, or that the Beatles were totally gonna reform with John Lennon's son taking his place? They just couldn't let go. That's what certain members of the Fandom Menace are doing. "Star Wars is totally gonna get better guyz! Kennedy is going to get fired any day now! George Lucas is gonna buy it back from Disney!"

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

You know a franchise is on the brink of death when they're resorting to numerous cameos now, which is right up Fagloni's alley.

I didn't even know who this "Lizzo" cunt was until this sprang up.

[Liar Revealed]

I didn't even know who this "Lizzo" cunt was until this sprang up.

The only thing I know about her is: A) The media is shoving her down our throats. B) She looks like a bloated hippopotamus, C) She loves to post pics of herself in little to no clothing D) The media lies to us about her being "beautiful", and censors any comments saying otherwise.

[ebin namefag]

Remember how pathetic the Boomers were when they claimed Elvis was still alive

He is.

You know a franchise is on the brink of death when they're resorting to numerous cameos now

Worked for Game of Thrones.

She loves to post pics of herself in little to no clothing

Now I'm a fan.

[Lindsay's Liver]

I wonder how much money Doomcock has made making a new video every few months for the past four years reporting news from his "sources" that Kathleen Kennedy is just about to get fired

[ebin namefag]

Stars Wars and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

[Le Redditeur]

I wonder how much money Doomcock has made making a new video every few months for the past four years reporting news from his "sources" that Kathleen Kennedy is just about to get fired

JUST TWO MORE WEEKS TO BEAT KATHLEEN KENNEDY, GUYS!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

This is the most "I ain't clicking that shit, nigga" I've ever come across.

I wonder how much money Doomcock has made making a new video every few months for the past four years reporting news from his "sources" that Kathleen Kennedy is just about to get fired

Aaaany daaay nooow~

[Kugelfisch]

I called it from day one that Mandalorian is hot garbage. You just need to learn the basic steps to identify trash. Is it Star Wars? Is it made by Disney? Then it's shit.

[Le Redditeur]

Star Wars is garbage all the way down to the gutter; Disney just made it completely unwatchable.