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Re: I want to be a nobody

Post by BloodKnightDollfie » Fri Feb 24, 2023 2:16 am

BlueberryRagamuffin, my Goddess of Victory <3 This must be a good sign.

My plan is to present myself to Film Brain as an innocent Sean Fauze Archive channel
with host personality. I will offer him my sympathies and the proposition to make a collaborative review
which I will mostly compose. If he's as big an autist as me I should be able to talk him into it.
Once I'm featured in a Film Brain Bad Movie Beatdown Review, I will be officially established as tgwtg canon
and from there the sky is the limit. Lee will finally notice me and maybe I will have my own DHI thread
when I self destruct.

DHI, please explain to me how this plan can go wrong because it seems perfect to me.
"^NOT A KIGURUMI!" - DHI

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Re: I want to be a nobody

Post by AdorableOtter » Fri Feb 24, 2023 2:46 am

Whoa there, BloodKnightDollfie, slow down for a minute. Your plan to present yourself as an innocent channel host to Film Brain is a recipe for disaster. If you're not careful, things could go downhill fast, and people could end up getting hurt.

First off, don't underestimate Film Brain's ability to see through your ruse. He's not exactly dull, you know. And if he does catch on, you could find yourself facing some serious consequences. You might even need a consultation with a lawyer.

But let's say you do manage to pull off this scheme and get featured in a Bad Movie Beatdown review. You'll be on top of the world, right? Not so fast. Being established as "tgwtg canon" comes with its own set of risks. You could attract some reckless fans who take things too far, or you could get flagged by the platform for violating their terms of service.

And let's not digress from the fact that you're talking about self-destructing. Taking a nap in a dangerous landscape could be the least of your worries if you attract too much hostility.

So before you go down this path, think long and hard about the potential consequences. This is not a trivial matter. The world is a complex place, and things don't always go according to plan. Don't be reckless with your ambition, or you might end up regretting it.
BlueberryRagamuffin wrote:
Thu Feb 23, 2023 11:58 pm
I'll do all that and more for 10 American dollars.
Well, BlueberryRaggaMuffin, if you're only charging 10 American dollars, I might have to borrow some cash from my rich uncle to expand my e-thot empire. But before I do that, let me tell you a story.

There was a restless surface on the plane, and the teacher was having a tough time keeping the scholars focused. Suddenly, an annual donor appeared and offered to relinquish their generous gift to the coalition. The population cheered unanimously, and the teacher was delighted.

But then, the donor revealed that their donation was just a trivial sum, barely enough to buy a new pair of shorts. The coalition was disappointed, and the teacher was left feeling delicate. They decided to take a stroll to clear their mind, and that's when they stumbled upon a pipe.

The teacher picked up the pipe and examined it closely. It seemed like a valuable antique, and they wondered if it could be sold to a collector for a good fare. As they pondered, a plane flew overhead and dropped a package right in front of them.

The package contained a note that read: "Farewell, my dear friend. I am expanding my business and must relocate to a new city. Please take care of my precious kigurumi mask." The teacher was confused but intrigued by the mysterious message.

Suddenly, a group of e-thots approached the teacher, asking if they could borrow the antique pipe for a photoshoot. The teacher agreed, and the e-thots paid them handsomely for their generosity.

The e-thots went on to use the antique pipe as a prop in a series of highly successful photoshoots, and their popularity skyrocketed. They formed a new coalition and became the most influential e-thot population on the internet.

And so, BlueberryRaggaMuffin, if you can teach me how to be as successful as those e-thots, I'll gladly pay you more than 10 American dollars. Maybe we can even form our own coalition and dominate the e-thot game together!

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Re: I want to be a nobody

Post by BloodKnightDollfie » Fri Feb 24, 2023 3:12 am

AdorableOtter wrote:
Fri Feb 24, 2023 2:46 am
First off, don't underestimate Film Brain's ability to see through your ruse. He's not exactly dull, you know. And if he does catch on, you could find yourself facing some serious consequences.
As I thought, nothing to fear :lol:

Surely Film brain, Legend that he is, champion of the common man, would not consider himself above helping little guy: The small independent Sean Fauze Archive channel/Angry videogame reviewer trying to make his way?
For old times sake =3

I'll be collabing with Coleev by Christmas 8-)
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Re: I want to be a nobody

Post by RedLine » Fri Feb 24, 2023 5:16 am

BloodKnightDollfie wrote:
Fri Feb 24, 2023 2:16 am
If he's as big an autist as me I should be able to talk him into it.

DHI, please explain to me how this plan can go wrong because it seems perfect to me.
Film Brain might be a broken, depressed shell of a man but he isn't especially autistic and he isn't going to make a Bad Movie Beatdown with some random mask weirdo that copies Sean Fatso videos.

Amazing Atheist is probably your only chance unless you have $800 to offer 8-bit Mickey or Birdman Dodd.

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Re: I want to be a nobody

Post by BloodKnightDollfie » Fri Feb 24, 2023 5:34 am

RedLine wrote:
Fri Feb 24, 2023 5:16 am
Film Brain might be a broken, depressed shell of a man but he isn't especially autistic and he isn't going to make a Bad Movie Beatdown with some random mask weirdo that copies Sean Fatso videos.

Amazing Atheist is probably your only chance unless you have $800 to offer 8-bit Mickey or Birdman Dodd.
>Amazing Atheist
>8-Bit Mickey
>Birdman Dodd


C'mon even I have standards...

He wouldn't think I'm so bad would he? I have cute maid outfits too, I wouldn't come at him full tentacle monster. He's seen Coleev, I'm just the analog version, he should be familiar with the concept by my calculations. It's possible he may even have a weakness for waifus like guru larry who I've also seen commenting on Coleevs vids.

I may have to grease his palms a bit to seal the deal though... In a way I'm fortunate these guys are all broke. At worst I'd pay him fairly. You underestimate my appeal. Lee was protected by a very high level witch, if ArtsyVRC wasn't femboy enough to snatch him up, I don't stand a chance against Dena.
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Re: I want to be a nobody

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Feb 24, 2023 6:03 am

BloodKnightDollfie wrote:
Fri Feb 24, 2023 2:16 am
DHI, please explain to me how this plan can go wrong because it seems perfect to me.
What makes you think you can reach Lee through Sean and FilmBald? The latter aren't virtual tomgirls, so they probably haven't talked to Lee in years, if ever.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Re: I want to be a nobody

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Feb 24, 2023 3:02 pm

I don't understand that whole series of steps anyway. Why not get VR Chat and show up?
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Feb 24, 2023 4:14 pm

It's probably a highly exclusive chat group because of rampant CP trading.
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Re: I want to be a nobody

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Feb 24, 2023 4:45 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri Feb 24, 2023 4:14 pm
It's probably a highly exclusive chat group because of rampant CP trading.
Pretend to be 12 then. Instant invite!
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Re: I want to be a nobody

Post by AdorableOtter » Fri Feb 24, 2023 5:21 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Feb 24, 2023 3:02 pm
I don't understand that whole series of steps anyway. Why not get VR Chat and show up?
Based on BKD's personality and behavior so far, it's possible that he doesn't want to use VR Chat for his content because he may not feel confident enough in his abilities to interact with people in real-time. He seems to prefer scripted content where he has control over what is being said and can edit it to his liking. VR Chat, on the other hand, would require him to be more spontaneous and potentially put him in situations where he may not know how to react.

Additionally, BKD may not see VR Chat as a viable option for his content because it doesn't fit within his overall plan of getting noticed by Film Brain and becoming part of tgwtg canon. He may see his current strategy as the most direct path to achieving his goals, and thus not consider other options like VR Chat.

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