Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

[Oengae]

His top video of all time (Stormbreaker) has 137k views and his top video of this year (Jurassic World: Dominion) has a whopping 9.1k views. If your best videos are pulling sub-Movieblob numbers maybe you need to find a new job because this ain't it.

[Osterzone]

Does he need to? He has no ambition to improve. I'm guessing he's just waiting for his parents to croak and he'll inherit everything.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I guess they're well-off enough to enable his reviewer aspirations, but once he has full control of the money he'll probably waste in on stupid shit.

His top video of all time (Stormbreaker) has 137k views and his top video of this year (Jurassic World: Dominion) has a whopping 9.1k views. If your best videos are pulling sub-Movieblob numbers maybe you need to find a new job because this ain't it.

[McGinnis]

If your best videos are pulling sub-Movieblob numbers maybe you need to find a new job because this ain't it.

You mean a job

Does he need to? He has no ambition to improve. I'm guessing he's just waiting for his parents to croak and he'll inherit everything.

Then he's in for a rude awakening. The property taxes alone will fuck him

[Kugelfisch]

Was about to say that as well. He can't afford to keep a house.

[McGinnis]

If property taxes don't fuck him, inheritance tax will. Inheritance tax in this country is like forty-fucking-percent for estates over £300,000. The Big Government that he doubtless simps for will leave him with basically nothing when his parents finally die of disappointment

[Ghost Dog]

He'll probably be on Welfare once his parents die off. He has no job experience as far as I can tell outside of being a movie reviewer. His college degree was Film and Theatre so that's a waste of money that won't get him a job. He should just gotten into rubbish disposal like that "troll" told him to do. He would have been in a better position than he is in now.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'd actually say he's less qualified for rubbish disposal. At least his university degree is tangentially related to talking about movies.

[McGinnis]

Being a binman is also surprisingly lucrative and therefore hard to get

[Kugelfisch]

He couldn't hack it. You need to be physically fit for that, which he isn't. He'd also get relentlessly bullied for being a faggot.