Star Whores: Diverse Agenda
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Looks better than TFA, but so does the AIDS California is going to give us all.
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There's no doubt it'll be the best of the new trilogy. Then JJ Abrams will be back for Episode IX to fuck it all up again...
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I never disliked TFA because I knew it was going to be a soft reboot for kids. These next two films will prove if this trilogy can stand on it's own unlike the PT. It's a shame Disney is diluting the franchise with shit like Rogue One, though.
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Rogue One was the proof that Disney wants Star Wars to be their annual or biannual franchise, like another Asscreed, Madden or Farcry. They couldn't just let TFA sit until the next film. And they won't in the future. Every year or two, we'll get another shitty star wars movie because they print money. People will eventually sour on them like they slooooowly are with superhero movies.
I don't think we need to wait on a new film to evaluate the quality of disney star wars films. I was less harsh than the Davis Aurinis of the world on TFA, but I don't expect the series to get any better. If anything, it will steadily decline in quality, with the occasional Winter Soldier or Guardians of the Galaxy release that isn't QUITE as shit as what star wars fans were dreading.
The yearly formula is going to chase away talent like the plague. Furthermore, if Disney take the same attitude as Marvel's cinematic universe, they will be very heavy-handed about artistic freedoms and director/actor changes to their precious canon.
The fact disney decided to go ahead with the RLM joke han solo prequel movie is proof they have no interest beyond money.
I don't think we need to wait on a new film to evaluate the quality of disney star wars films. I was less harsh than the Davis Aurinis of the world on TFA, but I don't expect the series to get any better. If anything, it will steadily decline in quality, with the occasional Winter Soldier or Guardians of the Galaxy release that isn't QUITE as shit as what star wars fans were dreading.
The yearly formula is going to chase away talent like the plague. Furthermore, if Disney take the same attitude as Marvel's cinematic universe, they will be very heavy-handed about artistic freedoms and director/actor changes to their precious canon.
The fact disney decided to go ahead with the RLM joke han solo prequel movie is proof they have no interest beyond money.
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Oh boy, I wonder if Han will meet Chewie and get the Millenium Falcon in this movie. It's so hard to tell what might happen!
Uuuuh, maybe they show the Kessel Run were somebody makes fun of parsecs. I can't wait to see that!
Uuuuh, maybe they show the Kessel Run were somebody makes fun of parsecs. I can't wait to see that!
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I remember some book of star wars trivia tried to explain the Kessel Run shit. Basically it's a field of blacks holes you have to manually chart a course through. The Falcon makes it through in the least amount of jumps (distance), whereas most ships take like 20+ jumps to navigate through the black hole field.
It's even more fucking stupid when you remember in the OT New Hope, Han is trying to sell how FAST the ship is...
It's even more fucking stupid when you remember in the OT New Hope, Han is trying to sell how FAST the ship is...
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I kinda feel sorry for the poor hacks that have to try and fix all Lucas's fuckups.
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So how many of you overreacted and started to cry when you watched the trailer?
Also is that the ghost of carrie fisher? I thought they weren't going to use it.
Also is that the ghost of carrie fisher? I thought they weren't going to use it.

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