Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann
DHI watch party when?
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann
If this actually sees the light of day, I'll pirate it then stream.
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann
Noroi (2005) is the only good one, and that's because it plays like a fake professional documentary rather than "4 retards in the woods behind their house find the Blair witch and maybe they are assaulted by cgi depending on the budget".
Maybe Stanley Kubrick over here needs 1 gorillion to kill animals for real like in Cannibal Holocaust or some shit.
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann
A fundraiser for a found footage movie sounds pretty suspicious. Guess he'll blow it on ""sets"".
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann
Even better:
He pockets the money, and then becomes Spoony.
"Thanks for the support faggots! But now i have nightmare terrors, sleep apnea and i've been diagnosed with depression even though i would never go to a shrink because i'm too smart for them.
Now tell me to take all the time i need because my health comes first, and fuck off.
Watch me whine on Twitter while i spend your money, and fuck off.
Keep giving me money because my reviews saved you from your dark times, and fuck off".
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann
I found footage of Cuckman crying because Jay Bauman made fun of him.
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann
Well, that ought to be enough rope to hang himself with. If it's a piece of shit, he will never live it down.
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann
That's been known for years. Cuckman couldn't even handle the slightest bit of a joke & broke down thinking being a fan of RLM would prevent him from getting roasted.
No wonder his wife left him.
No wonder his wife left him.
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann
That's got more to do with the homeboys of the hood making daily visits to get their dicks sucked.
She wasn't happy when she found out.
She wasn't happy when she found out.
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann
He already made shitty movies like Drive tipoff "Julia", famously preserved by /tv/ on Pornhub.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Fri Mar 25, 2022 4:13 pmWell, that ought to be enough rope to hang himself with. If it's a piece of shit, he will never live it down.
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