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Re: Russia

Post by RAPEMAN » Wed Mar 16, 2022 5:56 pm

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Today's talk between Russia and Ukraine didn't come to any result. Russia's demand was for Ukraine to become a neutral nation, never to join NATO. Ukraine said no.
ARE THEY FUCKING STUPID!? You lost, Zelenskyy. You never had a place at the NATO table. NATO is at best humouring themselves with sanctions. You done fucked up. You are continuing the destruction of your nations and no one is stupid enough to help you.
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Post by Le Redditeur » Wed Mar 16, 2022 6:20 pm

Krusty really, really wants those thousand dead Kiev civilians showing on CNN so the US can get involved and finally declare the fabled "no fly zone" that will surely make Putin back down, for democracy and Gryffindor.

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Re: Russia

Post by McGinnis » Wed Mar 16, 2022 6:33 pm

Stop calling him Krusty. Krusty was actually funny

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Re: Russia

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Mar 16, 2022 6:57 pm

RAPEMAN wrote:
Wed Mar 16, 2022 5:56 pm
ARE THEY FUCKING STUPID!?
Stupid and desperate. But mostly stupid.
It's like some kid threatening you with getting his dad to beat you up. Only you know that kid has never even seen his father.

They really think NATO is going to start an all out war with Russia over fucking Ukraine.
A handful of Ukrainian flags raised in solidarity and a box of Panzerfaust 3 is all you get, lads.
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Re: Russia

Post by rabidtictac » Wed Mar 16, 2022 7:08 pm

Of course, we burgers are going to do what we do best, and throw our taxpayer money at the problem. To the tune of another 800 million dollars in aid. Thanks, Sleepy Joe!

You know that Joe rubbed his hands together harder than the goodest of goys when Russia invaded. The perfect opportunity to build (((bipartisan))) support prior to the midterms. Support which he desperately needs. So of course he's happy to find an issue where the corrupt democrats and corrupt republicans can all agree.

I saw some talkshow on a german news program (dw news iirc) where somebody brought up the iraq war thing. The lady got extremely flustered and started sperging about how the US is benign, democratic and a pahsitive force for good in the world, not at all comparable to Russia! Kek. Look fam, I'm as gullible as they come, but the idea that anyone could say that shit after 20 years of wars in the middle east is fucking hilarious to me. Wars which, even if they theoretically hadn't been started in bad faith (which they were,) certainly continued in the absolute worst possible faith. Our Forever War was an example of the warmongers, fat cats and globalists holding voters to the fire and saying "see, you can't do a fucking thing. We will do whatever we want and it doesn't matter what you say or do." Sleepy Joe only pulled out in the end because he wanted some big publicity show for the news crews, to coincide with his recent election and demonstrate he was "so much better than Drumpf." And much like how Sanic '06 was rushed to meet a Christmas release, Biden cocked everything up.
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Re: Russia

Post by RAPEMAN » Wed Mar 16, 2022 7:14 pm

If Zelenskyy is an approved CIA plant, then this is once agin America fucking with the innocent. This time a decent nation like Ukraine, not some shit hole that is already destroyed.
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Re: Russia

Post by McGinnis » Wed Mar 16, 2022 7:20 pm

RAPEMAN wrote:
Wed Mar 16, 2022 7:14 pm
If Zelenskyy is an approved CIA plant, then this is once agin America fucking with the innocent. This time a decent nation like Ukraine, not some shit hole that is already destroyed.
Ukraine is a shit hole that was already destroyed. Not as bad as the Middle East but it is a Post-Communist nation and it was hurt pretty badly by Chernobyl. As for their leaders, well. Ukrainians have the choice of either picking the CIA's puppets or the Kremlin's

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Re: Russia

Post by Le Redditeur » Wed Mar 16, 2022 7:33 pm

McGinnis wrote:
Wed Mar 16, 2022 6:33 pm
Stop calling him Krusty. Krusty was actually funny
In-universe, Krusty is notoriously unfunny. Many of the Kristy-related jokes are based on how unfunny and hacky people think he is:


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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Mar 16, 2022 7:42 pm

And more often than not he's portrayed as a washed-up loser way past his prime, like certain INs...
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Re: Russia

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Mar 16, 2022 8:26 pm

Ukraine is a total shithole and Ukranians have been described as the niggers among Slavs forever.
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