Non-cape tv show

[casual pleb]

Arondir
Arondir (pictured above) is a silvan elf played by Ismael Cruz Córdova. It seems like he will have a forbidden love affair with Bronwyn in the new Lord of the Rings series.

Bronwyn
Bronwyn, Arondir’s love interest, is “a human village healer played by Nazanin Boniadi.” She is a single mother who lives in Middle-earth’s Southlands.

This is pretty much a parody at this point.

[veris leta facies]

The Return of Da Kangz

Bix Aragood: "Pwned, yo!"

[Kugelfisch]

There really is going to be a guy selling rock in the show, isn't there?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I feel like a modern interpretation of Smeagol should be that of a tumblrina. He already has Dissociative Identity Disorder, every true snowflake's favorite self-diagnosed fantasy ailment.

This is pretty much a parody at this point.

As if romances weren't already the weakest point of Tolkien's work.
Or the second most weakest point, if you have something against the giga chad that is Tom Bombadil aka Sir Not Appearing In This Movie Trilogy.

[casual pleb]

I guess strong independent princess warrior Xena Lady Galadriel gonna be hooking up with that rando on a boat then.

[Guest]

I'd rather watch Xena. Because while that show was fucking terrible at least Xena and a lot of the other girls were fucking hot. They really understood television back then

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Those horrible Dark Times where the male gaze ruled supreme. Must've been terrible for the actresses

[Kugelfisch]

Those horrible Dark Times where the male gaze ruled supreme. Must've been terrible for the actresses

Stop being ableist! If you're nothing but a burning eye, there's not much you can do besides gaze.

[Guest]

1 billion dollars.

[Le Redditeur]

>Niggolas
>CGI Galadriel doing vydia-tier action
>WE WUZ DWARVEN KWEEN N SHEIT

Bravo Bezos.