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[Guest]

And how can anyone have a "hypothetical" sister species?

Ernesto Klein school of writing by maybes.

Cora awoke with a sensation of pure terror, her heart pounding and the back of her throat on fire. It didn’t feel like the nightmares, it was more like she’d had her mind wrung out like a washcloth before being released from the prison

Throat on fire, getting wrung out like a wrag, needing to be released from prison. Write what you know.

HAHAHA! We win, bitch!

Should be the new DHI banner words.

[Guest]

Facts:

1. Lindsay has had more print articles, more radio interviews, more tv-spots, than anyone else at CA. Someone like Linkara or Angry Joe has never had a write up at al yet are considered "stars". Nostalgia Critic is the top star but hasn't been written about since 2015.
2. No one else at CA is a published author and NY Times best seller.
3. Lindsay has 10x more regular weekly viewcount than anyone else at the site.
4. Lindsay is the only one at CA to have a Masters Degree. Most only have high school.
5. She has broken serious social taboos by publicizing and documenting her abortion. No one else would have the guts to be so daring.

Tiny dick haters scream into the night while based Lindsay is a quantifiable success by every metric.

[Guest]

Facts:

1. Lindsay has had more print articles, more radio interviews, more tv-spots, than anyone else at CA. Someone like Linkara or Angry Joe has never had a write up at al yet are considered "stars". Nostalgia Critic is the top star but hasn't been written about since 2015.
2. No one else at CA is a published author and NY Times best seller.
3. Lindsay has 10x more regular weekly viewcount than anyone else at the site.
4. Lindsay is the only one at CA to have a Masters Degree. Most only have high school.
5. She has broken serious social taboos by publicizing and documenting her abortion. No one else would have the guts to be so daring.

Tiny dick haters scream into the night while based Lindsay is a quantifiable success by every metric.

1.She got that because of connections not her own popularity.
2. She was on the NY TImes Best Sellers for 1 week at #7 for Axiom's End. She didn't even make the list for Truth of The Devine.
3.That's bullshit, considering Angry Joe gets those same amount of views with just new videos every week.
4.Lindsay had to take out a 69K dollar loan to get that masters. She's not even close to paying it off considering she made a tweet last year about how she had just past the 60K mark for paying her student loan debt.
5.It shows how shameless Lindsay is by doing whatever it takes to get success even if it means bringing shame to her family or calling her family uneducated white trash.

[Guest]

5.It shows how shameless Lindsay is by doing whatever it takes to get success even if it means bringing shame to her family or calling her family uneducated white trash.

I would call my family trash if I was Lindsey and they made me.

[Complicity]

Facts:

1. Lindsay has had more print articles, more radio interviews, more tv-spots, than anyone else at CA. Someone like Linkara or Angry Joe has never had a write up at al yet are considered "stars". Nostalgia Critic is the top star but hasn't been written about since 2015.I will never leave my parent's basement, never get a job and i will leech from them and the taxpayer's for the rest of my life, spending their money on Marvel, Sony and INs' merch.
2.No one else at CA is a published author and NY Times best seller.No woman, man, child or animal will ever get near my smelly ball sack unless i pay them, or molest them. Especially Petunia.
3.Lindsay has 10x more regular weekly viewcount than anyone else at the site. Pretending that i'm a woman, wearing lipstick and unwashed girls' clothes, styling my remaining hair into twin ponytails under my male pattern baldness didn't help. Maybe i should have bathed.
4. Lindsay is the only one at CA to have a Masters Degree. Most only have high school.I never finished special needs school, and that's why i watch Lindsay Ellis..
5.She has broken serious social taboos by publicizing and documenting her abortion. No one else would have the guts to be so daring.I am a registered sex offender.

Tiny dick haters scream into the night while based Lindsay is a quantifiable success by every metric.My name isn't Joe, it's Josè Antonio Vargas. And i'm very Pissed.

[pibbs]

Facts:

1. Lindsay has had more print articles, more radio interviews, more tv-spots, than anyone else at CA. Someone like Linkara or Angry Joe has never had a write up at al yet are considered "stars". Nostalgia Critic is the top star but hasn't been written about since 2015. Ok, she placed first in the Special Olympics. Congrats, she's still retarded. What a thing to brag about.

2. No one else at CA is a published author and NY Times best seller. Again, 1st place. And when you exploit your naive fanbase, it's not difficult to get on the NYTBS list long enough to brag about it forever. I noticed the sequel flopped BTW. Care to comment?

3. Lindsay has 10x more regular weekly viewcount than anyone else at the site. Why do you keep camparing her with other CAs? That carries no weight. We know they are all losers.

4. Lindsay is the only one at CA to have a Masters Degree. Most only have high school. She has a Masters of Fine Arts because real education is hard.. Was her thesis a Play-Doh sculpture? At least my degree is useful.

5. She has broken serious social taboos by publicizing and documenting her abortion. No one else would have the guts to be so daring. What planet do you live on? Let me know when she starts to transition then we'll talk about how stunning and brave she is. Anyway, bragging about your abortion is so passe' -- just shows what a degenerate she is.

Tiny dick haters scream into the night while based Lindsay is a quantifiable success by every metric. So, we hate her because of her tiny dick? That kind of poor writing is Lindsay level. "Lindsay is a quantifiable success by every metric" -- in her woke circles maybe, but not where it counts. She was on PBS- that's the bottom of the barrel for Hollywood, where she is not even a blip. She's a YouTuber, faggot - the most useless thing on the planet. With all that media exposure her sequel to her "NYT Best Seller" flopped. And no one that matters, or in general, knows who she is. The most successul thing she did, was to marry a successful man.

[Oengae]

4.Lindsay had to take out a 69K dollar loan to get that masters. She's not even close to paying it off considering she made a tweet last year about how she had just past the 60K mark for paying her student loan debt.

In addition, didn't she do an interview with The Financial Times during her "Wah I got ratio'd on twitter" tour where she said she was living paycheck to paycheck? It's possible she was exaggerating for pity or most of her budget goes to daydrinking in Disneyland and Transformer toys, but she's not nearly as successful as she pretends.

[Guest]

In addition, didn't she do an interview with The Financial Times during her "Wah I got ratio'd on twitter" tour where she said she was living paycheck to paycheck? It's possible she was exaggerating for pity or most of her budget goes to daydrinking in Disneyland and Transformer toys, but she's not nearly as successful as she pretends.

That would make sense if her money is mostly eaten up by a mortgage and her hubby doesn't provide much money.

[Guest]

Her money is eaten up by her mouth.

[Guest]

"MuH lAdY!"