Game Cunts

[Newhalf]

I hate this guy already and I know nothing about him apart from some snippets where he tried and failed to play some zelda game I also don't know (Skyward sword I believe) and he was fumbling, whining and bitching even worse than DSP on a bad day.

[rabidtictac]

Game Cunts are the only people outside of DSP who have dedicated "this is how you don't play" videos.



I find them far too unbearable to listen to even in this format, but there are quite a few if you look.

Krawtch
3 years ago
"I like Majora's Mask a lot more than I like this game"
Quit Majora's Mask because he didn't want to pick up any upgrades and wasn't good enough to progress any further

Wupar
3 years ago
"I'm bad at it, therefore it's bad"

Arin in a nutshell

Mads21
3 years ago
Whenever someone cites the Zelda Sequelitis as a credible video, just show this.

Sam Loughlin
4 years ago
"This game is easy"
Proceeds to use a walkthrough and die stupidly several times while blaming the game

Adam Block
3 years ago
"This temple's not hard,"

must look at walkthrough for nearly all of the temple

BTW Ocarina is a super easy Zelda game. Like, piss-easy. I was a literal child when I was beating this game.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I especially liked that one Gamecube Warior game they did, where they skimmed through every text box and then wondered why they had no fucking idea how to do anything.
Dunno if that one had Arin's classic "G-games should explain themselves through gameplay alone!" cope mechanic.

Game Cunt has been entertainment for todders for years now. I genuinely believe it's nigh impossible for a viewer over the age of 12 to find their "humor" enjoyable.

Hey now, his Big Floppy Penis song is a tune for the ages.

[Guest]

I especially liked that one Gamecube Warior game they did, where they skimmed through every text box and then wondered why they had no fucking idea how to do anything.
Dunno if that one had Arin's classic "G-games should explain themselves through gameplay alone!" cope mechanic

I mean, he says games should be intuitive and engage the player by explaining concepts naturally through integrated gameplay. But all this tutorial shit and excessive hand-holding of modern games is clearly made with retards like him in mind. It's exactly like how the new Soy of War was literally made with DSP and people like him in mind

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

But as Arin (and DSP) showaces so often, this tutorial shit is not retard-proof enough. These things pretty much have to forcefully pause the whole game until the player actually follows the on-screen prompt

[Le Redditeur]

Games should be like Pathfinder Kingmaker on the hardest difficult, where (due to poorly balanced mechanics exacerbating a tabletop problem) the tutorial is actually the hardest part of the game.

See also: Fire Emblem Awakening on Lunatic Mode (the Prologue + the two first chapters are actually the hardest in the entire game).

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Games should be like Pathfinder Kingmaker on the hardest difficult, where (due to poorly balanced mechanics exacerbating a tabletop problem) the tutorial is actually the hardest part of the game.

I'd really like to know whose bright idea it was to put spider swarms in the very first cave of the game.

[Guest]

BTW Ocarina is a super easy Zelda game. Like, piss-easy. I was a literal child when I was beating this game.

Faggots who piss and moan about the water dungeon just suck at games. Yes I get pausing and unpausing to put the iron boots are annoying as fuck (Zelda OoT wound had benefit greatly if they had swimming akin to Mario 64, maybe just have link suck at holding his breath so when the you get the blue shirt, you can then access the dungeon), but ignoring that it's the easiest dungeon in the whole game.

[Guest]

Anyone playing OoT instead of Ages/Seasons is a fucker anyways.

[Guest]

This thread is reminding me that I haven't played a Zelda game in a really long time