Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He doesn't want to. Sensory deprivation is one hell of a drug, especially if all you have to figure out what toy she's using on you is your anus.

[Guest]

So Old Man married Old Woman.

[Complicity]

Deep Phealous LoreShow

He reviewed some low-budget Beauty and the Beast animated movie adaptation were Belle's father had a bigger role than in say the Disney version.

The dude became Phealous' Old Man not only because of his funny voice, but because of one scene were they lose their remaining fortune when a storm nearly wrecks their trading ship. All the spice became ruined with seawater, which prompted the "It is completely useless now" line.

For some reason this was so funny to him that he used it in pretty much every future review where H20 is involved.

The reason why the chucklefuck thought it was so funny is that he couldn't understand the fact that seawater irreparably ruined the merchandise, which also consisted of silk fabrics.
Apparently, in his empty head, all Old Man had to do was to dry the merch and it would have been as good as new.
After that, he kept making jokes about characters getting wet, thus useless.
Because it's so smart. He's so smart.
Like Peter Venkman.
Who, according to him, is sarcastic to hide his depression like him, not just a Chad who bangs women.
And that happened way before he started sperging about Trump and people calling his faction beta cucks during the Dingo videos, the last time i watched that imbecile.

[RedLine]

Like Peter Venkman.
Who, according to him, is sarcastic to hide his depression like him, not just a Chad who bangs women.

That's super gay. Did he actually make a video about that?

[Guest]

Old Man was Spoony, he tried to kill himself.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

How is that like Spoony? He'd never do that.

That's super gay. Did he actually make a video about that?

Technically multiple since he can never really make a Ghostbusters video without fawning over Lorenzo Music Venkman (the best Venkman that ever was and ever will be).

[Kugelfisch]

Not understanding that water ruins spices is an extreme level of stupid.

[Venomous Masculinity]

We gonna ignore how fucking sexy Luba is as Bootleg Xena?

If her orafices weren't lined with poisonous fangs I'd destroy her.

[Osterzone]

Not understanding that water ruins spices is an extreme level of stupid.

He's Cucknadian. Have you seen their cooking?

[Kugelfisch]

Not understanding that water ruins spices is an extreme level of stupid.

He's Cucknadian. Have you seen their cooking?

I only know that they put gravy on fries. Because what you really want them to be is soggy.