Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[Guest]

She'll probably try to have a kid to rub it in Brad's face that he'll never have children (pretty sure he doesn't want them).

If anything marriage just confirms they'll both die virgins.

[Complicity]

>Shitty makeup on purpose
Uh huh..

If you have a crush on him, tell him.
He's strong and beautiful, and he knows it.

hahaha what a storybook wedding, he's got a 5 o'clock shadow and so does Phelan

"Shaving the back of my neck for the wedding? Nah."

They are dressed like they are going to Applebee's

Applebee's is their Vietnam. They will stay at home and watch Ghostbusters 2016.
The previous ones are too misogynistic, and Failous will have to get rid of them.

She'll probably try to have a kid to rub it in Brad's face that he'll never have children (pretty sure he doesn't want them).

If anything marriage just confirms they'll both die virgins.

Besides Laura is pregnant, Brad told us himself.

[Guest]

>the woman of my dreams
If those are what his dreams are like, I'd hate to see his nightmares

It depends on how long Cagna will be able to hide her narcissism from him

Look, he knows what kind of person she is. He married her anyway. Understand that she is his beard and nothing more

[Osterzone]

How are beards still a thing in a non-Muslim country in current year+6?

[Moe Bitches]

Insecurity of showing what's underneath the beard.

[Guest]

>the woman of my dreams
If those are what his dreams are like, I'd hate to see his nightmares

If you want to see a Phelous nightmare watch a Dave Coulier episode of The Real Geistbusters.

[Guest]

How are beards still a thing in a non-Muslim country in current year+6?

Parents, family, maybe you live in a conservative area, etc.
But, in this case, the beard is to hide his uncontrollable lust for his sister

[GitGud]

Oh it all comes together...

Book of Luuu'pah, chapter 66

And forth brings the end to the world, a great plage made by man, feeding souls to the great destroyer. A wicked form from pale ass skin and the curly hair of the uncleans crotch, born to mortal humans. The beast awakes in the months a pact is made, between a brainles jester and the beast himself, for that the childlike soul of Man himself acts as zhe catalyst for the spawning of the world eater, Baabie.
Fed on milkless tiddies made from leather with nippels from cast iron it should serve as the Bringer of the Storm, that clenses the world so the Followers of Luuu'pah can rise from their basements to start anew...

[Le Redditeur]

>the woman of my dreams
If those are what his dreams are like, I'd hate to see his nightmares

They're about those Ghostbusters cartoons he loves, but in every episode Lorenzo Music is replaced with... DAVID COULIER!!

[Kugelfisch]

How are beards still a thing in a non-Muslim country in current year+6?

Same reason the Catholic church still gets priests, raping little boys is still off limits for the lower class.
Devouring them, in the case of the Lupa, is even less okay. Especially considering that it has to dissolve them in it's acid spit first to suckle the kid paste from the floor, like The Fly.