Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[Guest]

HOLY SHIT!

Man, that fucking voice, just imagine the amount of testosterone flooding her receptors every day, no wonder she's so bitter, her brain is suspended in a milky fluid of male androgens, I like to imagine that this is just a phase, the transition from girl to 80 year old harpy took place instantly, her vagina transforming into a black hole rimmed with teeth whose stench attracts neighborhood cats and owls, luring them to her doom, she's not a sex cannon, at least not yet, not until she takes the final step and science finishes what God began

[Guest]

I think it would be hilarious if she was just doing this to spite Brad's divorce.

[Guest]

I think it would be hilarious if she was just doing this to spite Brad's divorce.

I met Brad at Flashback Weekend last month and his wife was there. She was visibly pregnant which could explain their newfound secrecy.

[Guest]

I think it would be hilarious if she was just doing this to spite Brad's divorce.

I met Brad at Flashback Weekend last month and his wife was there. She was visibly pregnant which could explain their newfound secrecy.

Proof or it didn't happen

[wulfenlord]

Or she finally crunched the numbers on her "career" checked her age, and decided to go ahead and pull that trigger to let a more successful "man" take care of her.

This is why it took her so long, you don't just ask Kālī to check her age.

[Poonoo]

I think it would be hilarious if she was just doing this to spite Brad's divorce.

I met Brad at Flashback Weekend last month and his wife was there. She was visibly pregnant which could explain their newfound secrecy.

>IP Address: Chicago

C'mon Brad, at least use a VPN.

Not a single tweet by Phelous about the engagement, BTW

This "marriage" is purely to spite Brad and we know Phelous doesn't give a shit about anything but his plastic toys. Like madbum said, he didn't write this tweet and it's not the first time he has tweeted something so forced like this. Having to live with her doing that shit totally won't drive him nuts.

Lupa: I want to post a selfie of us together to spite Brad honey, stop playing with your Transformers.

Phelous: THEY'RE GOBOTS YOU STUPID CUNT!!! I told you to leave me alone when you're on your period.

Lupa: I haven't had my period since Cleopatra was the Pharaoh of Egypt. I HATE YOU.
*starts crying and runs away*

[Kugelfisch]

Expect him to lose weight dramatically as the terror from beyond time absorbs his childish life force. The Lupa has been having more and more trouble to appear human and needs a few more years to try and get Brad in it's claws.

Brad is a faggot's son of a faggot's son and thus crucial for the Lupa to complete the cycle and regain its former power to bring about pestilence and death for yet another extinction event.

[Rapeculture]

That was a GitGud quality post.

[mad bum]

>IP Address: Chicago

OP may not be a fag then and it has some legitimacy to the story.

[Guest]

HOLY SHIT!

Man, that fucking voice, just imagine the amount of testosterone flooding her receptors every day, no wonder she's so bitter, her brain is suspended in a milky fluid of male androgens, I like to imagine that this is just a phase, the transition from girl to 80 year old harpy took place instantly, her vagina transforming into a black hole rimmed with teeth whose stench attracts neighborhood cats and owls, luring them to her doom, she's not a sex cannon, at least not yet, not until she takes the final step and science finishes what God began

Ungh, I can only cum so much! Jesus, 2 hours of fap fap goodness!