Shitposting

[veris leta facies]

I'm ready to enjoy my freshly cooked juicy hamburger.. only to find out I didn't buy ketchup and mayonnaise! I am NOT gonna go spend twenty minutes to go to the store and eight dollars in GAS! I use Your Shake Down™ built with Murican steel. I use Your Shake Down™ EVERY DAY!

[Kugelfisch]

Do they ship to Germany? I've got several bottles of anal lube that could need a good shake down.

[Guest]

I had my suspicions about you, Kugs

[Kugelfisch]

I had my suspicions about you, Kugs

I don't think I've ever made a secret out of being prudent with money. That's a good couple of grams of lube going to waste. Unacceptable!

[veris leta facies]

Man, it's SO frustrating when the anal lube runs out in the middle of the action and you must settle for olive oil or some alternative shite. That will not be the case anymore with Your Shake Down!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You can never have enough lube. Each drop is precious.

[mad bum]

eight dollars in GAS!

Are you eurofags that starved for gas?

[Guest]

eight dollars in GAS!

Are you eurofags that starved for gas?

how are you this dumb

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

We'll soon have more than enough of it thanks to the combined efforts of Comrade Putin and Comrade Merkel.

[Kugelfisch]

eight dollars in GAS!

Are you eurofags that starved for gas?

>being this oblivious
>mocking europe about gas right now as a burger
Maybe stop huffing the stuff.