Movie Thread

[Guest]

I'd go Custard's Revenge on that native booty, even if she was tied to a cactus.

I thought you didn't go in for 3D, what the fuck?

[Le Redditeur]

I'd go Custard's Revenge on that native booty, even if she was tied to a cactus.

I thought you didn't go in for 3D, what the fuck?

I don't. However we're talking about an hypothetical situation here.

[Guest]

As much as China's commie censorship sucks, they were the only thing standing between us and full-blown leftist perversion. If their money is suddenly out of reach, expect Winter Soldier to be sucking black cock, Spider-Man to be a pansexual who gets assfucked onscreen, and Bond to finally take the D like they've been hinting at Craig's entire run.

You're not thinking about this rationally. See, without China's money and China's audience to bolster their lacklustre domestic box office numbers, they're entirely dependent on those domestic returns to turn a profit. Which means they can't go whole hog with the woke shit because nobody will see the films and they will, literally, go broke.

On a related note, I read that Craig and his wife Weisz are notorious bisexuals along with Sam Mendes and others and they all were part of a group of perverts who got together for orgies and shit.

Craig taking it up the ass does not surprise me in the least

[Guest]

I don't. However we're talking about an hypothetical situation here.

I thought you didn't go in for 3D even hypothetically

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

There's a story out that the "love affair" between China and PedoWood is over. If so, we're fucked.

What Other Guest said above. China brings in box office money, enough to salvage movies that have bombed pretty much everywhere else.
The identity-politics-loving baizuo on the other hand are notorious for not bringing in enough cash. That's why Mavel has to reboot their woke comic series every other month.
They will continue to try to appease both sides. Because they never learn.

She's apparently Spanish and Sioux but is playing a Comanche. That's not surprising. Hollywood doesn't see distinctions like that, casting Puerto Rican JLo to play Mexican Selena, or casting their Japanese Geisha movie with nothing but Chinese.

The Chinese Geisha thing was like decades ago. They're probably more sensistive know. I mean, they even complain if the lesbian actress for a lesbian role is not lesbian enough.

[Guest]

The Chinese Geisha thing was like decades ago. They're probably more sensistive know.

Nope. They really don't give a shit when it comes to Asians, and their Chinese paymasters obviously hate the Japanese

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

If Asians hate other Asians (which they all do), would telling them to stop Asian hate be in itself hate against Asians ?

[Guest]

The fake Democrat shutdown emboldened the wokeness. Now they are certain that money is not an actual thing but just an arbitrary number floating in the air. Theaters went bankrupt but Hollywood is still using their famous accounting methods to keep going. Look at WB (and now Disney) releasing everything to streaming because money is no longer a thing anymore. Ratings, either. That's why they can keep garbage like Batwoman on the air forever.

Everything's just numbers. Welcome to the new world.

[Guest]

They're releasing everything to streaming because they need to recoup some of their losses. Make no mistake, Wu Flu fucked Hollywood pretty bad. Of course, they're the only ones who actually deserved it so I won't shed a tear for them

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

There will come a day when cinemas reopen. And then the studios will remember that the cinema box office brings in more money than a streaming subscription could ever provide.