God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

[Guest]

[Kugelfisch]

>bombs exploding isn't tied to nationality
Glad we've got that one settled, guys.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Can you guys do that again? I think you missed a few.

With what, exactly? I don't think the Royal Airforce will be impressed by our Tornados.

[Kugelfisch]

As if their military is in any better shape. Remember, we all have those shitty Eurofighters.

[Guest]

As if their military is in any better shape. Remember, we all have those shitty Eurofighters.

Yes but I'm pretty sure ours actually fly (although don't quote me on that)

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I don't even want to imagine a First World country with worse maintenance for their military than Germany.

[Kugelfisch]

As if their military is in any better shape. Remember, we all have those shitty Eurofighters.

Yes but I'm pretty sure ours actually fly (although don't quote me on that)

According to a friend who was a mechanic on those things for a few years, they fly. But that's just about all they do.
Consider this: The engineers that made them put so little thought into them that screws will be in metric and imperial, seemingly at random. Not a sign of quality or foresight.

[Guest]

Well, I believe we've got F-35s as well. Which are also shit, I hear, but probably better than the Eurofighters

[Old Black Man]

Can you guys do that again? I think you missed a few.

With what, exactly? I don't think the Royal Airforce will be impressed by our Tornados.

Fine fine, we’ll loan you a few nukes, just get the job done.

[Guest]

I believe there was a guest here who used to simp for Stefanik. He'll be happy that she's been elected to replace Lizard Cheney, even though she's a crypto-RINO