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Huh. Always thought Ultimate capeshit was inspired by those early 00's movies, but Ultimate Tentacle Man is indeed 4 years older 

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Nope. Other way around. Ultimate Spider-Man debuted two years before the Raimi movie. The Raimi movie even borrowed scenes from it. It being a genetically altered spider instead of a radioactive one came from Ultimate as well.VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 4:02 pmHuh. Always thought Ultimate capeshit was inspired by those early 00's movies,
Ultimate X-Men on the other hand, came out after the movie.
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The genetically-altered spider might've been an attempt by both adapations to "update" the origin story and make it "more realistic". I mean, when was the last time a new capeshitter got his powers from radiation?
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Well, yes. But the point is that Ultimate did it firstVoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 4:18 pmThe genetically-altered spider might've been an attempt by both adapations to "update" the origin story and make it "more realistic". I mean, when was the last time a new capeshitter got his powers from radiation?
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Jesus god, what's with this sudden hate-on for the 95 movie? Like Gay Blows Men from Reddit Lesbian Media, he starts his review bashing the old movie and claiming anyone who likes it is blinded by nostalgia. They're fucking angry about it.
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The movie was less diverse because evil white man Johnny Cage kept stealing the spotlight from downtrodden minority character Liu Kang.
Also it didn't take itself seriously all the time. Johnny punching Goro in the balls? Oh, please. No wonder fighting game movies always got seen as a joke and not the deep, character-driven dramas that they should actually be
Also it didn't take itself seriously all the time. Johnny punching Goro in the balls? Oh, please. No wonder fighting game movies always got seen as a joke and not the deep, character-driven dramas that they should actually be

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Gay Bugsmen doesn't like Mortal Kombat because there aren't enough shirtless buff bears on screen for his tastes.
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I haven't seen the old movie in some time - really I'm a casual fan of the series at most.
However, not taking itself too seriously isn't necessarily strong praise - by that metric you should like Mediocre Cinematic Universe capeshit.
Also Critical Drinker fucking sucks - he does the same shitty monotone that Film Brain does, just that he leans to the right instead of being a shitlib. He's just as intolerable to listen to.
However, not taking itself too seriously isn't necessarily strong praise - by that metric you should like Mediocre Cinematic Universe capeshit.
Also Critical Drinker fucking sucks - he does the same shitty monotone that Film Brain does, just that he leans to the right instead of being a shitlib. He's just as intolerable to listen to.
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Did he give up on those review streams already? For some reason, only RLM seems able to make a couple of guys sitting around talking about movies entertaining.
MCU might be shallow and jokey, but those movies take themselves super seriously. The danger hairs writing them honestly believe they're writing modern Shakespeare that's changing the world.
MCU might be shallow and jokey, but those movies take themselves super seriously. The danger hairs writing them honestly believe they're writing modern Shakespeare that's changing the world.
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I will agree that the nu movie needed scenery chewers like Christopher Lambert. The acting was pretty wooden in MK2021.
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