Movie Thread

[Guest]

Bums me out she doesn't get work tho. She doesn't need to be killin niggas but give her scripts that deserve her.

She doesn't get work because she's elderly.

This. Sigourney is old and nobody wants to fuck her no more, which is the main attraction of most Hollywood females. There are older women in Hollywood but they usually play people's moms or, once in a great while, are like Helen Mirren and have that GILF appeal. Even Helen Mirren will play people's moms or grandmas

[CuckTurdginson]

Bums me out she doesn't get work tho. She doesn't need to be killin niggas but give her scripts that deserve her.

She doesn't get work because she's elderly.

Denzel's almost 70, and Sam Jackson and De Niro are over 70. I can point to performances they've given in the last five years that I've liked.

She's good as the Grandma in A Monster Calls - just more shit like that'd be good.

[Guest]

Denzel's almost 70, and Sam Jackson and De Niro are over 70. I can point to performances they've given in the last five years that I've liked.

Are you being intentionally disingenuous?

[Guest]

Vesper in Casino Royale was probably the last true female character in film.

Vesper, as the hacks who write the Bond movies wrote her, was a fucking cunt. Immensely obnoxious and insufferable in the way current year stronk wymyn generally are, but a perfect match for Bond, as he is written, because he's exactly the same way. Yeah, Eva was hot, but Bond women generally are because the Bond people understand, or used to anyway, that you can't lure the straight male audience to the cinema with ugly bull dykes.

No, the perfect 'strong female' Bond girl was Bouvier in Licence to Kill. She's feminine and vulnerable but she has her own agency. You'll notice she doesn't actually need Bond's help for anything.

Your reading comprehension is shit. I said last not perfect.

[Guest]

Your reading comprehension is shit. I said last not perfect.

You also said 'true female' and this is why I illustrated that is not the case. She thinks she's Bond. It's only through the 'inconveniences' of the original plot that she is repeatedly disabused of that notion.

[Guest]

It's annoying how they keep trying to dance around the social justice, but they are at least calling it out for wokefaggotry. Wrong Turn: BLM Edition.

[Le Redditeur]

Oh God, now suddenly you will start thinking that this tranny is "based" just like Iron Liz and call him a "she" because of it.

[Guest]

Oh God, now suddenly you will start thinking that this tranny is "based" just like Iron Liz and call him a "she" because of it.

He can't be that baysed if he won't let me suck his cock.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'm sure they might try to get Sigourney back, no matter how old she is. Gotta make these movies more legit, you know?

Except in this particular case, they'd actually have to change it to male to be different

That's not how this works. That would make it less diverse.
You are only ever allowed to make a male role female, and/or a white one black. Anything less is racist.

This sounds like the kind of formulaic hackery Disney would do, but a new movie every 1-2 years? No way; that has got to be a lie. The Alien franchise has never been as popular as Star Wars or the MCU; pumping out a new movie every 1-2 years doesn't make any sense from a business perspective.

It might sound retarded to try and turn every IP they own into a MCU, but they're gonna try - and fail - anyways.

This, every single modern day female char has the same damn personality.

They don't have a personality. They are just crude feminist propaganda that barely acts like a human being.

[Old Black Man]

You'll get shit from guests for liking things period.

Phil Lord and Chris Miller aren't too bad. LEGO Movie was kind of great.

Nothing wrong with that. People can tell me that Starship Troopers is shit but I’ll still enjoy it. Also Weong Turn remake sucked cock, gay wokeshit. I’m shocked it didn’t double down on the first nation shit.