It's a FNAF ripoff movie. Any explanation they'd hand out would only suspend your disbelief even more.Guest wrote: ↑Wed Apr 14, 2021 12:01 pmNothing is explained.
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Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Yeah, Nic Cage plays the shit out of the pinball machine. Aside from that, it's not even like FNAF expect for the old "whoooo, the animatronics are hunted" clique that's been done way before and the silent protag.
It's basically one of those horror movies that has to have dumb teenagers (oxymoron) fuck around in places they aren't supposed to be, just so they'll get slaughtered.
It's basically one of those horror movies that has to have dumb teenagers (oxymoron) fuck around in places they aren't supposed to be, just so they'll get slaughtered.
da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:06 amShit like this is why satire is dead in currentyear.
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It attracts a lot of child lovers, it seems.
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It is for kids and manchildren of all ages.Guest wrote: ↑Thu Apr 15, 2021 1:16 amIsn't Five Nights At Faggy's a kid's game?
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The kids are the least dumb and annoying of that game's fan base. It's the retarded lore theorists that are the cancer.
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Zardoz is underrated. The movie's campy but its premise is weird 70's scifi and its vibe is completely unique - Connery handles that kind of material well, because he plays stuff with a straight face but he'll give some nonverbal cue that he thinks this material is silly, too.
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I just can't stand that movie. It's so up its own ass. And the women are all ugly as sin. Don't want to see them nude or fucking, thanks.CuckTurdginson wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 5:45 amZardoz is underrated. The movie's campy but its premise is weird 70's scifi and its vibe is completely unique - Connery handles that kind of material well, because he plays stuff with a straight face but he'll give some nonverbal cue that he thinks this material is silly, too.
It was better when Boorman had his own daughter nude and raped in Excalibur.
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I do hear Excalibur is good - and I figure its not for everyone, but I dug the weirdness.
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