Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

[Kugelfisch]

It sounds like Emperor Snuggles. He just wants a hug.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He looks like the love child between Gollum, the Crypt Keeper, and that one rich bloke who got chewed on by Hannibal Lecter. You'd think that would generate some memes, but all I can find are theories about his identity that are somehow even dumber than the Jar-Jar theory, like, I dunno, Mace Windu, Vader (?!), and that Space Aladinn guy from Star Wars Rebels (srsly?).

[MegaNigger]

I would've taken Emperor Dastardly over Snoke.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Dark Helmet would be a step up.

[Charlar]

It sounds like Emperor Snuggles. He just wants a hug.

Reminds me a little of Palpatine, his looks never mad him threatening (looks normal in the prequels until THAT moment and the OT he look like a old man) and he can make himself sound threatening but in Jedi just with words he's threatening and when he gets angry? There's a reason he's the Emperor and even Vader is scared enough to not kill him until his sacrifice. Fuck even when he pull a lightsaber (which doesn't fit him) he's threatening.

My only remote hope is that MAYBE Snoke will be actually threatening in person in even a fraction of what Palpatine was

[Sperg]

How does Kathleen Kennedy still have a job? Five SW movies, none of 'em any good, and she's had to replace three directors now.

Fucking JJ. I'd rather have a porn director in charge of Ep. 9 than some shitty tv writer who rose to fame on the back of fucking Felicity.

[Charlar]

How does Kathleen Kennedy still have a job? Five SW movies, none of 'em any good, and she's had to replace three directors now.

Fucking JJ. I'd rather have a porn director in charge of Ep. 9 than some shitty tv writer who rose to fame on the back of fucking Felicity.

Nepotism, Blackmail or she sucked and fucked to stay?

[Dongle]

She's kind of hot in that "older boss lady" kind of way.

[Auli]

It sounds like Emperor Snuggles. He just wants a hug.

Reminds me a little of Palpatine, his looks never mad him threatening (looks normal in the prequels until THAT moment and the OT he look like a old man) and he can make himself sound threatening but in Jedi just with words he's threatening and when he gets angry?

He looked so retarded in RotS. RedLetterMedia said it best: He just looked like an old af man in RotJ, but after he got electrocuted, he turned into some kind of pumpkinhead monstermash man.

[Charlar]

It sounds like Emperor Snuggles. He just wants a hug.

Reminds me a little of Palpatine, his looks never mad him threatening (looks normal in the prequels until THAT moment and the OT he look like a old man) and he can make himself sound threatening but in Jedi just with words he's threatening and when he gets angry?

He looked so retarded in RotS. RedLetterMedia said it best: He just looked like an old af man in RotJ, but after he got electrocuted, he turned into some kind of pumpkinhead monstermash man.

That was the moment i was referring to