Mush-Brain Mega-Thread (Brandon and His Presidency)

[RedLine]

I’m too old for this shit so I’m not worried.

I got a couple more years before I'm out of selective service. Guess I better start eating

There is no greater joy in getting older than shipping masses of young men off to die in a jungle or desert for some stupid shit reason.
You wanted a future? Sorry, that IED just blew off both your legs and your cock. Here's a medal. Hope you like wheelchairs and catheters.

[Old Black Man]

I’m too old for this shit so I’m not worried.

I got a couple more years before I'm out of selective service. Guess I better start eating

Sorry, that IED just blew off both your legs and your cock.

Free gender confirmation surgery when you join the army!

[RAPEMAN]

Funny collab.

[Kugelfisch]

Satire has been pulverized and stomped into the ground.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It has become obsolete, for it is impossible to tell about from genuine autism.

[Guest]

I've seen people saying, "Well, they probably have a good reason for bombing Syria"

These people would *NEVER* have made that concession for Trump. They would've been sperging out that their warmongering Trump wetdream had finally came true.

I wasn't even a Trump supporter. Just sick of the hypocrisy and utter lack of integrity.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Trump could've proclaimed free hormone therapy and gender confirmation surgeries for everyone, and they'd probably claim he's trying to illegally experiment on trannies.

[Guest]

Trump could've proclaimed free hormone therapy and gender confirmation surgeries for everyone, and they'd probably claim he's trying to illegally experiment on trannies.

Trump Derangement Syndrome is just fucking bizarre.

Dubya was a clownshoes , and although he was a figure of public ridicule he never caused this mass-hysteria... even after killing half-a-million people in Iraq & Afghanistan. Not to mention nepotism was the only reason he had a political career.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The internet was a less autistic place during his reign.

[rabidtictac]

Trump could've proclaimed free hormone therapy and gender confirmation surgeries for everyone, and they'd probably claim he's trying to illegally experiment on trannies.

Trump Derangement Syndrome is just fucking bizarre.

Dubya was a clownshoes , and although he was a figure of public ridicule he never caused this mass-hysteria... even after killing half-a-million people in Iraq & Afghanistan. Not to mention nepotism was the only reason he had a political career.

And even worse than Dubya, Obama was elected under the liberal platform, did all the same shit that Dubya did (plus some more), and the left gave him a medal for it. Dubya was rightfully a laughingstock for Gitmo, the patriot act and drone strikes, but Obama was given a pass for all of those things because liberals never had a moral position in the first place. They just didn't want the "other side" doing those things. They were perfectly ok with Obama doing everything that Dubya had done. The wars in the middle east were illegal and tyrannical when Bush Jr. did them. Obama continued them and the left didn't fucking care.

The ONLY liberal policy Obama enacted in his entire presidency was obamacare, which was a half-measure based on a Shitt Romney idea, and that was torn down as soon as Trump won. I'm sure it will come back, and then it will go away again, and we'll do this dance for a while until the corporatist-right and corporatist-left decide where the balance on (((public))) health care should be. AKA how much they want to fuck us. Point is, that was all Obama gave us for eight fucking years. And he only did that at the end of his presidency.

Oh, and do you know who was there, as the second most powerful person in the nation, while Obama was drone striking mudslimes, throwing them in illegal torture prisons and violating American citizens' individual privacy? Fucking Biden. Those Stingers were "Ridin with Biden" for eight fucking years, as they were fired from drones onto ambulances. Eight years of double-taps.

I have to laugh in the face of any shitlib who genuinely believes Biden is on their side. Biden is a warhawk and all warhawks deserve to be executed by their own weapons. Biden, Obama and Bush Jr. have all collectively contributed to making the world less safe, less free and more volatile. They have completely fucked over massive portions of middle eastern societies which were at least relatively stable prior to their intervention. And for what? Any benefit America gets from oil has to be balanced against the cost in lives and military arms that we spend every year that we station troops there. The only people benefiting from all this are the corporate war interests who rule this shitty country.