Mush-Brain Mega-Thread (Brandon and His Presidency)

[Kugelfisch]

Oh sure, social media is closer than we are but not by much. If they would represent reality so well they wouldn't have to aggressively ban any slight hint of wrongthink as they do.

[Tony Schiavone]

The old man couldn't last more than five weeks in office before stroking the military boner.

[I'm not sure if I should be surprised at how soon it was, or what took him so long?]

[Kugelfisch]

Ah, finally some normalcy! I was missing the busses full of Syrian manlets on their way to Sweden passing through. I'm sure Merkel is relieved that she doesn't have to come up with novel ways to fuck us and can return to the good old way of trying to keep as many of them as possible here to fuck our nation.
I bet it feels like four years of shit hands and finally getting pocket aces as the big blind before flop.

[mad bum]

I can finally use this!

[rabidtictac]

This is quite literally the least surprising result ever.

[Old Black Man]

If we get into another war I hope the usual type of people who’d join will refuse to enlist and force Biden to deal with an army of BLM gender fluid ok boomer pussies. Our military needs to be an even bigger joke.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Just you wait. Terrorists won't know what hit them when the "It's MA'AM!" brigade comes reeeing in.

[Old Black Man]

Okay that’d actually be pretty fucking funny. Maybe we’ll teach BLM to burn down the right buildings.


“Hey kids you wanna fight fascism for Uncle Joe? Go throw bricks at those Syrians with assault rifles!”

I’m dead serious, get us in a war big enough to reinstate the draft. I’m too old for this shit so I’m not worried.

[MegaNigger]

Okay that’d actually be pretty fucking funny. Maybe we’ll teach BLM to burn down the right buildings.


“Hey kids you wanna fight fascism for Uncle Joe? Go throw bricks at those Syrians with assault rifles!”

I’m dead serious, get us in a war big enough to reinstate the draft. I’m too old for this shit so I’m not worried.

I got a couple more years before I'm out of selective service. Guess I better start eating

[Old Black Man]

Okay that’d actually be pretty fucking funny. Maybe we’ll teach BLM to burn down the right buildings.


“Hey kids you wanna fight fascism for Uncle Joe? Go throw bricks at those Syrians with assault rifles!”

I’m dead serious, get us in a war big enough to reinstate the draft. I’m too old for this shit so I’m not worried.

I got a couple more years before I'm out of selective service. Guess I better start eating

Ahh if you wanna lose a foot faster just get rowdy with a case of beer and a shotgun.