Clown World General

[Guest]

I like how German politicians were shitting relentlessly on the UK's corona measures and enforcement rules in 2020, and now the bongs vaccinated more than 3 times as many people as the krauts did. German efficiency my ass.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's not our fault. Those fucking pharma corporations just refuse to deliver as fast as they promised.
They pRoMiSeD it, dammit!

[Kugelfisch]

Nothing is efficient about our bureaucrat state. It once took them two months to fix a toilet paper shortage at the Bundeswehr. It went a little something like this:
BW: Hey, we need more TP.
Bureaucrat: But you got what you were assigned.
BW: Yes, but it's not enough.
B: I'll look into it.
[Weeks later]
BW: So where's our TP?
B: I looked into it and you got what you were assigned.
BW: We told you it's not enough!
B: Are you sure? It says you got what you were assigned.

And so on. Our state is as useless as the Soviet Union.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The Bundeswehr is so under-supplied in every regard, I'm surprised they have enough rifles for everyone.

[Kugelfisch]

Do they?

[da PAC Nigguh]

When the one with the rifle gets killed, the one following picks up the rifle and shoots it!

[Guest]

When the one with the rifle gets killed, the one following picks up the rifle and shoots it!

In Nazi Land, they call that "recycling".

[Moe Bitches]

It's the natural order of things.

[RAPEMAN]

The the cop that died at the capital riot was a DNC ruse.

[Moe Bitches]