Movie Thread

[Guest]

Shadow in the Cloud is the stupidest movie I've ever seen. Chloe Grace Moritz's character makes Rey Palpatine seem gritty and realistic. At one point she falls out of a WW2 bomber during a dogfight, only for a Jap plane to explore beneath her and propel her back inside like a cartoon character. Movie ends with her fist fighting a giant CG gremlin.

[Kugelfisch]

Came here because they would slaughter you on /tv/ for insulting their queen?

[Guest]

holy shit, the explosion and gremlin fight are both in the trailer. Serves me right for watching shit blind.

It was written by that Max Landis faggot and directed and produced by women. The men are presented as uncouth borderline rapists while the main character is the best pilot, fighter, technician, etc. ever because she has that vag.

[Kugelfisch]

Ah, written by Max Landis. I see he hasn't learned his lesson yet.

[Moe Bitches]

https://deadline.com/2021/02/blue-sky-s ... 234690310/

[Kugelfisch]

Nigger, would it hurt your dumb ass to give a quick summary instead of just a link?
Disney closes the studio that made Ice Age. There. Is that so difficult?

[da PAC Nigguh]

Was this a studio for cheap shit that didn't qualify for a Pixar budget?

[Kugelfisch]

No. Disney acquired it when they bought Fox 20th Century. Yet another thing our drawnigger could've mentioned.

[Guest]

Literally only known for those stupid Ice Age movies, which is now a streaming series being made by one of Disney's other shitty animation studios.

On the contrary, I (don't) mourn!

[da PAC Nigguh]

Oh, ok. Consume and destroy then. But hey, at least all of the Mahvel camic book heroes are under one studio now! OMG Deadpool 3 will be in the MCU!!!111