Non-cape tv show

[da PAC Nigguh]

Definitely not my type.

[Old Black Man]

Definitely not my type.

Yeah she reminds me of this chick I knew in college who was like a manic pixie dream girl mixed with a goth junkie. She wasn’t an actual smack hound, but she acted like one, bipolar or something. Not the worst thing to look at, but has limited appeal.

[Kugelfisch]

I know that type. Always screamed damaged goods to me. The one in my class would casually talk about sex at odd times. We were 14 at the time. I wouldn't be surprised to hear she died by now. Her boyfriend was some 18yr old drug dealer and while she wasn't on the heavy shit at that point, stuff like that rarely goes well.

[Guest]

Talk about baysed.

[Guest]

If your god was real then why doesnt he want me to shove this gerbil up my ass doesnt he know love is love checkmate xtian bigots.

[Rushy]

Just got done watching the Tremors TV show. It seemed like it had a glimmer of a good idea - the cast was solid, they had Michael Gross as Burt. Dean Norris and Christopher Lloyd popped up every now and again. The idea of a backwater town sticking together to overcome adversity from the government and giant sandworms seems like a decent setup for a TV show.

Problem was that the writing and cinematography were utter shit. First of all, they shot it in some green valley as opposed to the arid desert, which is the defining feature of Perfection in the films. And they had the audacity to use shaky-cam and zooms all the fucking time. And I mean all the time. Last, but not least, the actual storyline of some ooze making random monsters(ranging from invisible bats to ghosts) appear just seemed uninspired. The films never bothered to really explain where the Graboids came from. It was just a given that they were leftovers from a bygone age or something.

The network was justified in cancelling it.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

This is like watching an Alien film where you have to endure a bunch of random-ass monsters before you finally get to see even one Xenomorph.

Wait.

[Guest]

Simping hard for Whitney Allen on an old episode of Sale of the Century from 1988. Looked her up hoping she did porn or got nekkid, but she seems to have faded into obscurity.

[CuckTurdginson]

Queen Latifah is the lead in the new adaptation of The Equalizer.

You might as well get Precious at that point.

[Guest]

The promos were full of hip hop shit talking about having royalty in the blood. Because they're all kings and queens or something. Can't read, but we should now down for some reason.

Literally the first scene with Latifah came to a halt so the camera could showcase a BLM sign.