Non-cape tv show

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>be me
>get to watch Kraut TV after ages
>typical Kraut crime series
>typical Current Year episode finale where the cops realize who the culprit is just as some NPC stumbles upon him as well and is in deep shit for some hamfisted action
>culprit ties NPC to a fucking boulder and plans to blow her up with fucking TNT.
>episode was about explosives from a quarry getting illegally sold but jeebus, just strangle that bitch, or bash her head in like with the original murder victim
>cops arrive at quarry
>male cop tries to argue with culprit, female cop drives right in front of the boulder and cuts NPC free
>female cop and NPC go in the car (why aren't you hoes running? This is supposed to be an intense moment where the boulder could blow up any second. Just run)
>car gets stuck in some puddle (okay?)
>female cop tries to wiggle the car out of the dreaded puddle of doom (you realize you could just leave the car and start running?)
>such panic, much intense (srsly?)
>scene change to male cop and culprit
>culprit finally blows up boulder
>episodes tries to build tension as to whether or not the bimbos are alive
>turns out the two bimbos who could've just leave their car and start running did in fact leave their cart and started running

Back to animu for me.

[ban]

>be me
>decided to watch some nu-Greek tv
>it's the typical greek shit on
>And by that I mean something that's not a talk show, a football analysis spergout or a subbed turkish show for the ladies
>It's the exact same shit and same jokes ever since the 80s
>It's just that one of the minor actors is now an Unga Bunga nigger who can't even speak greek properly
>They treat him like an ugandan who sells CDs over at Omonoia Square
>The other bit actor is an albanian
>They treat him like a monkey, just like they did back in the 00s

Gotta say, it got a chuckle out of me.

I’ll stick to Garo thank you very much.

Absolutely based. Remember that Garo is now on jewtube for free, so binge it when you're feeling down. I know I do.

[Guest]

Cobra Kai is back bitches

[Guest]

Keep consooming, bro!

[Le Redditeur]

Cobra Kai is back bitches

It should have been called Kobra Kai Karate.

[Liar Revealed]

Cobra Kai is back bitches

It should have been called Kobra Kai Karate.

That joke was made in a recent episode.

[Le Redditeur]

Really? Well, it's a dumb joke, so of course they did.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Cobra Kai is back bitches

Is this the season where (Diverse) Female Characters (tm) will take over the show?

[Guest]

nah they actually cut back on them quite a bit, I feel they agreed the show lost the focus on Daniel and Johnny and moved it back to that more.

[CuckTurdginson]

I need to binge it soon - Nigflix is going to ruin it like they did Arrested Development, though.