Movie Thread

[Guest]

Why is this shit even getting made? Beverly Hills Cop IV would be more profitable. Hell, another Metro would be preferable to this.

[Kugelfisch]

Prolly the kangz angle Voice mentioned. You're not allowed to criticize it as a huwhite male.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They might also go for a muh immigration angle, or a muh refugee one if they're extra stupid.

The funniest thing about that movie was that one nigger running a McDonald's knock off restaurant, McDowell's. With the Big Mick, the Golden Arcs, and McDonald's is trying to sue them.

The angles are slightly different. Original logo, do not steal.

[Guest]

There's a trend in tv of having the final episode end like the first episode. The Drew Carey Show, King of the Hill, and I'm sure a ton more did it. They do it in movies too, liking having Stark's last line in Highlander Endgame be his last line from the original Iron Man.

I bring this up because No Time For A Better Title is the final Bond movie (at least for Craig but possibly ever) so the dummies behind it were like "What was the first movie?" Dr. No, of course. Just a thought.

[rabidtictac]

Who the hell likes Bond movies and doesn't know Dr. No was the first one? It was also one of the best. Simple, pure and unsullied by decades of fan-wankery and attempts to be modern.

[TheManWithNoPlan]

New Bond pisses me off so much even before this new film even comes out. It was a simple formula for decades every 2-4 years a new standalone Bond film with an all new baddie and all new Bond girl. Even when Roger Moore was Bond and it sucked it was still Bond fuck they had Bond get married and his wife murdered in OHMSS and by Diamonds are Forever it wasn’t even an issue.

[Rushy]

New Bond pisses me off so much even before this new film even comes out. It was a simple formula for decades every 2-4 years a new standalone Bond film with an all new baddie and all new Bond girl. Even when Roger Moore was Bond and it sucked it was still Bond fuck they had Bond get married and his wife murdered in OHMSS and by Diamonds are Forever it wasn’t even an issue.

Only cause Lazenby ditched it

[Guest]

Women ruin everything. Every Bond movie since the Brosnan era has made more money than the last, so of course Barbara takes over and runs that shit into the ground with years of delays and the wokest of wokeshit, and now it looks like the final movie is going to land with a thud on whatever faggy streaming service will take it.

[Kugelfisch]

Who the hell likes Bond movies and doesn't know Dr. No was the first one?

Why would you assume the idiots currently running the franchise like it? Looks more like they can't kill it soon enough.

Maybe Screenwave will pick the movie up and re-write some parts. Rolfe, James Rolf starring in No Time.

[Guest]

Bootsy will be the main villain.

"It was me, James. The author of all your misery."