Kek. Turns out I'm fine. I literally have inexplicable sharp pains right where my appendix is with no explainable reason!

My actual appendix is apparently so small and completely not inflamed that it barely showed up on a CT scan. Everything from head to toes looks normal and healthy. Same results for the 5 blood tests and the piss test. Turns out I'm a Chad as far as health goes. They ruled out cancer, growths, kidney stones, blockages, aneurysms, etc.
No joke, my abdomen is painful in that spot still though. I haven't even done anything super labor intensive to get an injury either. I'm pissed that I have to pay my deductible for nothing but "piece of mind". I can't really complain about the burger system though in this case, I knew I should've toughed this one out, but I couldn't chance having my appendix explode on me...at least that's what I'm telling myself to soften the blow.