NCunt: Black Cocks Only

[Guest]

she shoves her fists up their ass, playing them like a muppet.

You're thinking of vega and linky.

[Guest]

fisting takes time away from drinking.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Not if you're wearing a beer helmet (which is most likely compatible with harder bewerages).

[Liar Revealed]

fisting takes time away from drinking.

do you think she tried that butt-chugging crap when she was in college? it was all the rage then.

[GitGud]

do you think she tried that butt-chugging crap when she was in college? it was all the rage then.

If you dig far enoght you will find an old keg inside her ass, complete with the skeleton of the poor fucker who tried a keg stand when she dropped on it.

[Liar Revealed]

If you dig far enoght you will find an old keg inside her ass, complete with the skeleton of the poor fucker who tried a keg stand when she dropped on it.

That would explain why she became keg-shaped.

[CuckTurdginson]

Between Axiom's End and Brick by Brick - which would you rather read?
I feel like Brick by Brick is shorter - and has more raw autism (and is therefore funnier).

[Newhalf]

A good question that.
Since I also like to write from time to time, I have been considering a look at Axiom's End properly because it might be an amazing guide for how to absolutely not write a novel.

[CuckTurdginson]

I suppose it depends on what kind of failure you find funnier - because Lindsey's attempting a structured story and failing where Blob goes off the rails from the get go.

[Guest]

Since I also like to write from time to time, I have been considering a look at Axiom's End properly because it might be an amazing guide for how to absolutely not write a novel.

IN movies from Kickassia to Space Cop have proved that knowing what not to doesn't seem to help at all creatively.