Have you lost friends over politics?

[Poonoo]

Logged into r/aikido

>I went to reddit

Why don't you stay there? We don't take kindly to your people around here.

[Guest]

now, Skeeter, he ain't hurtin' nobody...

[Guest]

I love skeet!

[Poonoo]

now, Skeeter, he ain't hurtin' nobody...

NO! I want to know something from Mr I Post On Reddit here. How come you "types" are always stealing 4chan memes in the summer?

I like how my Ralph avatar makes this post work better

[Guest]

Goddammit Skeeter, shut the hell up

[Sieg Zeon]

Cousin Skeeter?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Simple test: Try any of your aikido moves on someone who is 100% resisting you. Not pretending to resist. Someone who actually resists you as much as they can. You'll find out real fucking fast how worthless aikido is. Hell, just the fact that a resisting opponent gets sweaty and can easily slip out of holds that way ends up screwing over a lot of their bullshido moves. That's probably why judo enthusiasts use lapels.

You just have to master your Ki, man.

[Moe Bitches]

Cousin Skeeter?

That shit dropped off the map. I never even knew it was a thing because there were no reruns. Not even on the N nor the 90's are All That.

[MegaNigger]

Simple test: Try any of your aikido moves on someone who is 100% resisting you. Not pretending to resist. Someone who actually resists you as much as they can. You'll find out real fucking fast how worthless aikido is. Hell, just the fact that a resisting opponent gets sweaty and can easily slip out of holds that way ends up screwing over a lot of their bullshido moves. That's probably why judo enthusiasts use lapels.

You just have to master your Ki, man.

5 moves. I'm sitting on your arm until it's snapping, but to each his own.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I think they were just afraid of mentally scarring children.

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