NFL (and other faggy sports)

[Guest]

Tennis is just Badminton for dumb brutes.
Lady Tennis is pretty kino, though.

Yeah. How I love watching Serena aka Donkey Kong, blast out those small eastern European women with her massive biceps and power serves that destroy the racket.

I guarantee you she has undescended testes.



Now that is a real tennis woman.

[Guest]

Apparently it's a glorified bug-filled patch being sold as a new game. I remember one of the updates a few years ago was to add BLM kneeling shit into the commentary.

Haha, just ordered an old Xbox so I can play ESPN 2K5, which came out in 2004 and is still better than every Madden that came after it.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The whole concept of annual releases was a mistake. Even King of Fighters realized that years ago.

[Tony Schiavone]

>Madden 21

Racist, lazy programmers didnt bother to code a mandatory unskippable cutscene of all the players kneeling for the anthem.

0/10 game

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

To be true to life, the entire gameplay should be replaced by Kneeling Simulator.

[Guest]

Even the players are revolting. This is what happens when you let a shitty company have exclusive rights to the license. The '90s and early 00s were crazy with competing football games. I remember EGM would sometimes cover 4 or 5 NFL games at a time!

[Dehbashi]

Now mainstream media is talking about how people are slowly tuning out the NBA. I want the ratings to be under a million viewers. Especially if the Lakers are in the Finals. That will be kek worthy to see.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Too much kneeling I assume.

[Tony Schiavone]

Too much kneeling I assume.

Nope. Not enough.

They arent kneeling down in solidarity and singing the Black national anthem ("Lift every voice and sing...") after every basket.

[Guest]

I could have tuned out the kneeling shit, but the giant BLACK LIVES MATTER (they don't) painted on the court makes it impossible to watch.