God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

[Guest]

Kanye's not on the ballot yet, so its possible this is just an epic shitpost.

He has until the end of the month for some states, next month for others. He doesn't have to be on all the ballots. He can just pick and choose a few key states like they tried to do with McMuffin against Trump

Well, border patrol did complain that an actual wall would make it harder for them to notice shit going on on the other side unless you go full medieval and have the wall be thick enough for dudes to stand on.

When he said 'build the wall' I imagined a castle wall

[CuckTurdginson]

Kanye's not on the ballot yet, so its possible this is just an epic shitpost.

He has until the end of the month for some states, next month for others. He doesn't have to be on all the ballots. He can just pick and choose a few key states like they tried to do with McMuffin against Trump.

There are a few Swing States he can still make it on, sure - but many have expired.

That didn't really work, though - the most damage he did was taking 20% of the vote in Utah, so Trump beat Clinton by 20 points instead of 40.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

When he said 'build the wall' I imagined a castle wall

That would be disrespectful towards the Chinese and their wall.

[Sieg Zeon]

When he said 'build the wall' I imagined a castle wall

That would be disrespectful towards the Chinese and their wall.

But it’s a great wall! The best wall!

[Guest]

That didn't really work, though - the most damage he did was taking 20% of the vote in Utah, so Trump beat Clinton by 20 points instead of 40.

McMuffin leeched Clinton's vote, not Trump's. Clinton was lucky to come second in Utah

[Guest]

How is that bad though? It's still fuck all tall and it's not like you could squeeze through it. Just think of it as a giant jail.

Maybe I just missed the joke

They can climb it in about a minute.

[Le Redditeur]

How is that bad though? It's still fuck all tall and it's not like you could squeeze through it. Just think of it as a giant jail.

Maybe I just missed the joke

They can climb it in about a minute.

Bullshit. Unless they come with some sort of climbing paraphernalia, which the fact that its not a solid wall allows for people on the US side to see and react.

Seems sturdy and hard to bypass. Well done!

[Dehbashi]

Kanye's not on the ballot yet, so its possible this is just an epic shitpost.

He has until the end of the month for some states, next month for others. He doesn't have to be on all the ballots. He can just pick and choose a few key states like they tried to do with McMuffin against Trump.

There are a few Swing States he can still make it on, sure - but many have expired.

That didn't really work, though - the most damage he did was taking 20% of the vote in Utah, so Trump beat Clinton by 20 points instead of 40.

I think the only state McMuffin may have truly flipped could have been Virginia but that's it. But even then that is doubtful because the GOP in VA have been fucking useless in 10 years not doing Jack shit. You want cuckservatives, VA was the place. The last state elections were pathetic. They didn't run people in half the seats including one where the Dems ran a convicted pedophile.

[Guest]

How is that bad though? It's still fuck all tall and it's not like you could squeeze through it. Just think of it as a giant jail.

Maybe I just missed the joke

They can climb it in about a minute.

Bullshit. Unless they come with some sort of climbing paraphernalia, which the fact that its not a solid wall allows for people on the US side to see and react.

Seems sturdy and hard to bypass. Well done!

They've done it. Little girls, admittedly taking longer, can scale it without equipment. Border Patrol admits it's shit but will delay invaders long enough for officers to catch them. So if a patrol happens to be literally within seeing distance everything works!

MAGA! Monitoring Always Gay Ass!

[Dehbashi]

And that's not the only thing. Universities like Harvard of course were playing games thanks to the Kung Flu saying the complete next year will be taught 100% online. So ICE says that all foreigners on visas going to 100% online colleges have to go back.