The Last Of Us 2 Leaks: Druckmann Shits The Bed

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Re: The Last Of Us 2 Leaks: Druckmann Shits The Bed

Post by ban » Thu Jun 18, 2020 9:59 pm

Well fuck you Denbashi you sick fuck :lol: thanks for reminding me of all the sick shit I've ever seen in my life, including hearing about that guro pasta that was going around for fucking years.

So, I'm sick of seeing you basterds being so intollerant and not brave nor inclusive enough so I'll just do a crash course to give you an idea of what's acceptable IN THE CURRENT YEAR(+6) and what future games should be like by comparing the filthy, disgusting culture full of white supremacy from the east and the superior, totally not degenerate and culturaly impactful art from the Glorious West! Observe :

Average Nip game about Lesbians :

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>Completely unique artstyle not found anywhere else but Gust games
>Absolutely unique OST with clear influences from Gothic Baroque and J-Rock to create a romantic tone
>Every girl in this game is absolutely beautiful and sculpted to be in the peak of attractiveness
>Main story is about protecting those you love even if the world goes to shit
>Cycle of revenge is actually broken by love, friendship and forgiveness
>The previous main character is present and you have to snap her out of her rage because she thought she lost her *friend*
>You have heart-to-heart with other characters and even villains who lost themselves to their vices
>You can make them virtuous again and help fix the world
>Even the final boss isn't beyond redemption despite its atrocities
>Quests involve personal things between characters and their dynamics
>Defeating the malice of this world literally makes the world prettier and the nights brighter
>The game promotes a noble lifestyle and self-sacrifice as virtues without letting them weight you down as a person
>You recover health and mana by eating chocolates and other girly stuff
>You have sidemissions about making the best sweets ever and grooming the best flowers ever to bring back the smile of the citizens of this world
>Treats the previous game's main character with absolute respect and respects the players time and efforts put into the previous story
>Is actually a follow-up of the previous narrative
>Love between girls is portrayed as beautiful and idyllic
>Is a celebration of the beauty of the female body
>It has partial nudity but no sex scenes and only between the girls
>The fight styles are elegant and almost dance like at times
>Helmed by Hisashi Koinuma, the man behind the Samurai Warriors games and Nioh, introducing a gameplay style that is very much the Action equivalent of the Gust RPG
>Takes inspiration from the great games of the 3D era, like Majora's Mask
>Over 60 hours long, with multiple endings, great cinematics and a focused new game plus mode


Conclusion : IT IS THE MOTHERFUCKING SPAWN OF SATAN AND PEAK DEGENERACY THAT SEEKS TO CORRUPT EVERYONE 0 / 10 NEVER PLAY IT, JAPAN IS SEXIST AND ANTI-SEMETIC AND RACIST AS FUCK

The Last of Us Part II, the peak of western artistry :

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>Artstyle that is found in every generic looking "realistic" western game in the last 15 years
>OST inspired by...I dunno, every revenge movie ever if it was made by hipsters?
>The tone of the game completely betrays the tone and story of the already boring and shit first game
>Characters are inconsistent even in the same game
>Promotes tranny sex and tranny loving
>Has gratuitous filthy sex scenes meant to traumatize everyone looking at them
>Shock revenge / shock gore / shock content porn
>Gore up the ass
>Has stealth segments that are laughably out of place and don't work
>No inginuity in the gameplay
>The entire game is about killing as brutally as you can, never forgiving except in the end to shove a half-assed narrative
>The game portrays the characters as far less sexy than their real-life models because they are "cartoonisly unrealistic"
>Doesn't celebrate the beauty of the human body
>MUH REVENGE CYCLE SHOULD NEVER BE BROKEN AND YOU SHOULD ALL SUFFER
>Downer ending to a downer story despite all signs pointing towards being able to prevent all of this
>Game promotes vices, anger, revenge and maniacal rage as the correct thing to do and absolves the tranny of those because he's a tranny
>The main character of the previous game is shat so hard by the devs and the story, killed in the most hilarious way and mocked even after he's a corpse
>Gameplay is the most boring, cookie cutter third person shooter shit with glitches and jank up the ass
>Game takes inspiration from...I dunno, Uncharted 1?
>Game includes propaganda and segments of (((guilt tripping the players)))
>About 10 hours long, no new game plus, boring cinematics and (((walking segments)))


Conclusion : Absolute art and the peak of human civilization , 10/10 would buy again!

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Re: The Last Of Us 2 Leaks: Druckmann Shits The Bed

Post by Dehbashi » Thu Jun 18, 2020 10:30 pm

By the way, Ellie never meets Joel the whole game except when Macho Ma'am Tranny Savage plays golf simulator with him.

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Re: The Last Of Us 2 Leaks: Druckmann Shits The Bed

Post by ban » Thu Jun 18, 2020 10:33 pm

Dehbashi wrote:
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By the way, Ellie never meets Joel the whole game except when Macho Ma'am Tranny Savage plays golf simulator with him.
>That fucking tweet

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Post by Moe Bitches » Thu Jun 18, 2020 10:55 pm

What Voice said is true. Even in stuff I enjoy like Witcher and God of War it has those parts that makes the person playing feel as awkward as you might in actual sex. It's stiff and weird and you wanna get it over with fast.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:03 am

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Post by Liar Revealed » Fri Jun 19, 2020 1:51 am

Sex scenes should only be in video games if you can actually control the characters like in Custer's Revenge.
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Re: The Last Of Us 2 Leaks: Druckmann Shits The Bed

Post by Moe Bitches » Fri Jun 19, 2020 2:10 am

Is this because the rape? I was going to say something like Bonetown or that bad Leisure Suit Larry game with the nephew.
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Re: The Last Of Us 2 Leaks: Druckmann Shits The Bed

Post by Complicity » Fri Jun 19, 2020 3:18 am

Dehbashi wrote:
Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:53 pm
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Tranny secks scene. Ma'am has full pecks. Video leaked on foxdicks, I'm not gonna rehost.
But I will. Prepare to lose your lunch boys. :lol:
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What Voice said is true. Even in stuff I enjoy like Witcher and God of War it has those parts that makes the person playing feel as awkward as you might in actual sex. It's stiff and weird and you wanna get it over with fast.
You should play the properly evolved Yakuza games instead, that show you properly evolved softcore videos of models if you beat their characters at minigames, instead of awkward sex scenes between polygons.

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Re: The Last Of Us 2 Leaks: Druckmann Shits The Bed

Post by Guest » Fri Jun 19, 2020 3:58 am

So this Druckman guy is virtue signalling so hard, what type of sex crimes do you think he's committed?

I read that the tranny was motion captured (and maybe voiced) by a woman. So she had to act out that sex scene with him.

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Re: The Last Of Us 2 Leaks: Druckmann Shits The Bed

Post by Dehbashi » Fri Jun 19, 2020 4:44 am

My understanding is that it was Laura Bailey who does both. She used to be Kid Trunks in Dragon Ball until she left anime voice acting and went into video game voice acting. People actually like her alot so they were worried for her.

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