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That was what that audition was for? Does she not have mirrors in her house? Can't sing, is fat, auditions for a model figure singer role. The cognitive dissonance is so dense you need an angle grinder to slice it.

[mad bum]

You mean you want to not or you do not want to?

I'll let you decide what I meant.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Yeah, I was dimly aware that such a movie must exist because of her unironical audition. Sadly my levels of giving a fuck where so low that I never bothered googling anything until like five minutes ago.

There was also an IDW comic that probably actually did have trannies or at least had a tranny or two working on it.

>getting adapted into a Current Year IDW comic
Fucking ouch. I wouldn't wish this fate upon my most hated franchise
And they may have stolen Sanic from Archie's grasps, but they'll never beat Josie and the Pussycats.

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I don't actually know anything about Josie and the Pussycats other than their kawaii outfits would make them pretty fuckable if they were drawn in a more waifu style.

[Guest]

I distinctly remember IDW Jem had some disgusting fat nigger with a green mohawk thats basically Linkara's harambe.
The moobie was also ludicrously cheap. They recycled some of those awful YT auditions. They had a bit from Jimmy Phallus talking about Germ but it was a stock clip talking about the old cartoon. Methinks it was some money laundering operation for the Jewish mafia (well, every movie is one but still.)

[Moe Bitches]

RebelTaxi did a video on that. Too lazy to link it.

[Dehbashi]

It was a cheap movie that bombed in the box office because of terrible marketing as well. I only knew of the movie because I was using a PC at the time that didn't have ad blockers and I saw it as an ad. I was still watching the TV at the time and never saw one as. It was made for 3 million dollars I believe and did so poorly that it was pulled after a week.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You'd think they give more of a shit after going through the effort of getting the IP. Very fishy. Was this made by the spiritual successor of Uwe Boll or something?

I distinctly remember IDW Jem had some disgusting fat nigger with a green mohawk thats basically Linkara's harambe.

Gotta cram in as much diversity into each character as possible. Maybe they even have the Asian tomboy with the purple streak in her hair.

[Singh'sSpot]

Funny, didn't the original Jems have diverse characters in it? Or maybe it didn't fit their brand of diversity.

Also for the movie it was directed by John Chu, same director behind the Justin Bieber movie, Crazy Rich Asians and even GI Joe Retaliation, which funny enough was way better than the first one, I mean really, how the fuck do you go from GI Joe to this shitty movie?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I guess he was a one-hit wonder.

Funny, didn't the original Jems have diverse characters in it? Or maybe it didn't fit their brand of diversity.

Apparently it did:


Though I suppose this team composition is no longer body positive enough.

[Guest]

I guess he was a one-hit wonder.

Funny, didn't the original Jems have diverse characters in it? Or maybe it didn't fit their brand of diversity.

Apparently it did:

Great, now kugekfish and nigtac are masturbating to Jim. What depths will the DHI hotpocket staff not stoop towards?